Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

You're both unAustralian! Pies go on the barbie

And then the BBQ goes in the deep fryer.

 

[84 Baby]

And then you melt it down, add some yeast and voila home brew

 

[strider]

You're both unAustralian! Pies go on the barbie

I thought they were for stuffing up a chooks bum

 

[Gary Gutful]

And then you melt it down, add some yeast and voila home brew

Stick the home brew in a home made lamington and you've got a bonzer, little ripper of a dessert that will put hair on the shaft of your penis.

 

[Bazal]

Is that a place you generally want hair?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is that a place you generally want hair?

 

[Bazal]

I'm... I'm not sure if that's a yes or a no, honestly

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm... I'm not sure if that's a yes or a no, honestly

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm... I'm not sure if that's a yes or a no, honestly

I think he's calling Mal a dickhead.

 

[Gronk]

 

[ash411]

Nice.. I love stories about getting back at scammers..

 

[strider]

Nice.. I love stories about getting back at scammers..

I sometimes used to play along with scammers who call up at home ... usually they just hang up when they realise you are f**king with them - but one time one such sub-continent lass wasnt happy i was stringing her along and proceeded to yell as me - merkin merkin f**king merkin merkin ... i couldnt help but laugh

 

[ash411]

I sometimes used to play along with scammers who call up at home ... usually they just hang up when they realise you are f**king with them - but one time one such sub-continent lass wasnt happy i was stringing her along and proceeded to yell as me - merkin merkin f**king merkin merkin ... i couldnt help but laugh

I usually tell them I am getting the made up person they asked for, then just leave them on the line. I figure even if it's only a minute or so, I've done my bit by keeping the merkins from calling some other poor bugger

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I sometimes used to play along with scammers who call up at home ... usually they just hang up when they realise you are f**king with them - but one time one such sub-continent lass wasnt happy i was stringing her along and proceeded to yell as me - merkin merkin f**king merkin merkin ... i couldnt help but laugh

This one is pretty funny:
#bakrichod

 

[Gary Gutful]

I sometimes used to play along with scammers who call up at home ... usually they just hang up when they realise you are f**king with them - but one time one such sub-continent lass wasnt happy i was stringing her along and proceeded to yell as me - merkin merkin f**king merkin merkin ... i couldnt help but laugh

 

[The Phelan Folly]

I thought they were for stuffing up a chooks bum

That's Mars Bars, drongo.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I know that one of those in the ring piece would go a long way to helping me work, rest and play.

 

[strider]

Dewy reminds me of Brian Fletcher

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who could play Sterling Archer in a movie? Surely no one's that cool.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Anthony Jeselnik, but he would have to spend some time in the gym.