Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

I'm too old to be a hipster.

You havent lived in the inner west. Get some big glasses and a beard.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I dont give a f**k why the hipster burnt his tongue.

I f**ken hate hipsters!!!

 

[Bazal]

I dont give a f**k why the hipster burnt his tongue.

I f**ken hate hipsters!!!

They make good coffee but

 

[hindy111]

I dont give a f**k why the hipster burnt his tongue.

I f**ken hate hipsters!!!

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Coffee is meant to be hot FFS!

 

[Gronk]

 

[Noise]

Gun laws in the states are ridiculous but to be fair, how is that a similar analogy?

Cancer can be treatable and the person is still alive so medicine may help that person

The LV massacre has already happened and people are already dead and gun laws won’t change that.

Gun laws need to change but I can see how debate when people are still dying in the hospitals from the massacre will only cause further anger

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Fake analogy!

Talking medicine after some merkin gets cancer is fine. Talking prevention would be kick in the teeth though. Screaming I TOLD YOU SO! because he refused to wear a hat would be a merkin act.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah. Smug merkins tweeting that sort of shit is dumb.

 

[Gronk]

Gun laws in the states are ridiculous but to be fair, how is that a similar analogy?

Cancer can be treatable and the person is still alive so medicine may help that person

The LV massacre has already happened and people are already dead and gun laws won’t change that.

Gun laws need to change but I can see how debate when people are still dying in the hospitals from the massacre will only cause further anger

No not a perfect analogy, however the point is still valid.

As many have said before me, if there was a fire in a Vegas casino which killed 58 and injured 500, they certainly would be talking about fire regulations. If the shooter was a muslim, they certainly would be talking about flight bans and other things that focus on "extremists".

Yet when a white guy shoots up a mosque or negro church or Vegas shindig, now is not the time to talk about gun reform.

Meanwhile on the back of repealing the Obama executive order to make it harder for those with mental illness to buy guns, congress have before them this week an NRA proposal to allow citizens to acquire gun silencers. FFS.

 

[Gary Gutful]

At least he knows his own limitations.

 

[Gronk]

Fake analogy!

Talking medicine after some merkin gets cancer is fine. Talking prevention would be kick in the teeth though. Screaming I TOLD YOU SO! because he refused to wear a hat would be a merkin act.

Calm down

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No not a perfect analogy, however the point is still valid.

As many have said before me, if there was a fire in a Vegas casino which killed 58 and injured 500, they certainly would be talking about fire regulations. If the shooter was a muslim, they certainly would be talking about flight bans and other things that focus on "extremists".

Plenty of people refuse to discuss immigration after a jihadist incident. Because you're all f**king merkins.

Yet when a white guy shoots up a mosque or negro church or Vegas shindig, now is not the time to talk about gun reform.

Meanwhile on the back of repealing the Obama executive order to make it harder for those with mental illness to buy guns, congress have before them this week an NRA proposal to allow citizens to acquire gun silencers. FFS.

You can't legislate against an evil genius. You can only be prepared to protect yourself.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Calm down

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I TOLD YOU MERKINS WOULD TWEET STUPID ANALOGIES AFTER A TRAGEDY! I f**kING TOLD YOU SO!!!

 

[Gronk]

You can't legislate against an evil genius. You can only be prepared to protect yourself.

Not so genius. He fired 2000ft into jet fuel storage tanks to blow them up but the bullets failed to penetrate.

 

[84 Baby]

Would they even exploded?

 

[84 Baby]

Fake analogy!

Talking medicine after some merkin gets cancer is fine. Talking prevention would be kick in the teeth though. Screaming I TOLD YOU SO! because he refused to wear a hat would be a merkin act.

I had a funny post ready about gun laws bringing people back to life, and zombies and the need to have guns to fight the zombies. But it's probably a bit too soon. Everyone could probably just put it together themselves at this point

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not so genius. He fired 2000ft into jet fuel storage tanks to blow them up but the bullets failed to penetrate.

He still found a way to kill merkins and get in the news though, didn't he?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Never heard of him.

 

[Poupou Escobar]