Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Do you know what one of his fish said when it hit a concrete wall?

"Dam"

 

[Gary Gutful]

What did he call one of his fish that had no eyes?

A fsh

 

[hindy111]

Because he was inseminating the fish with man semen?

Bukakke? Or is that what the french call caviar

 

[Gary Gutful]

He quit because he was frustrated that he could tune a piano but never tuna fish.

 

[hindy111]

Cause he spent all his money on cocaine and prostitutes?

 

[hindy111]

Oh maybe he ran out of ice and the fish went off?

 

[Gary Gutful]

A duck walked up to his breeding facility and asked him if he had any fish and the breeder said "No, not for you"

So the next day the duck walks up to him and asks him he has any fish and he says, "No, I told you that yesterday."

Then the next day the duck walks up to him again and asks if he has any fish. He jumps up and says, "No, I don't have any fish. The next time you ask me I'm gonna nail your flipper to that pier!"

The next day the duck walks up to him and asks if he has any nails. The fish breeder looks at him surprisingly and says, "No." "Well," asks the duck, "do you have any fish?"

 

[Gary Gutful]

His fish were caught smoking seaweed.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When the fish breeder went broke he should have prawned all of his belongings.

 

[Gary Gutful]

His fish were caught smoking seaweed.

But don't worry about cancer. They were Kippers so they got cured!

 

[Twizzle]

Fake analogy!

Talking medicine after some merkin gets cancer is fine. Talking prevention would be kick in the teeth though. Screaming I TOLD YOU SO! because he refused to wear a hat would be a merkin act.

feed the homeless

 

[Gary Gutful]

OK, enough f**king around. This is the real reason and here is the real guy.

1 pound just didn't cover his expenses.

 

[Twizzle]

Bukakke? Or is that what the french call caviar

its a cake

sort of like warm apple pie

 

[hindy111]

Maybe he had a double sided closed sign. He thought it was open but it was always f**king closed.

 

[hindy111]

its a cake

sort of like warm apple pie

I dont like apple pie

 

[Twizzle]

I dont like apple pie

you don't eat it, you're supposed to stick your dick in it

dont you watch movies

 

[Poupou Escobar]

hindy111 knows f**k all about cinema. Too busy wiring up IED initiators and exporting them to Iraq as 'amplifiers'.

 

[hindy111]

you don't eat it, you're supposed to stick your dick in it

dont you watch movies

It is a shit desert. I like custard tarts. Tiramisu, vanilla slices. Cheesecake.

 

[hindy111]

you don't eat it, you're supposed to stick your dick in it

dont you watch movies

Can you eat it afterwards? And when is best time to heat it up?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh maybe he ran out of ice and the fish went off?

He wasn't a fisherman he was a fish breeder. And I already told you merkins he went broke because his fish were coy! Too coy to f**k! FFS!!