Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

He wasn't a fisherman he was a fish breeder. And I already told you merkins he went broke because his fish were coy! Too coy to f**k! FFS!!

Oh. Well this is awkward

It's spelt koi.

 

[Bazal]

Haven't these merkins found bigfoot yet?

It's been f**ken years!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh. Well this is awkward

It's spelt koi.

For the love of f**king dog!!!

 

[Bazal]

For the love of f**king dog!!!

Well to each their own but I'm not sure f**king dogs is entirely kosher.

I blame Macklemore

 

[Gary Gutful]

hindy111 knows f**k all about cinema. Too busy wiring up IED initiators and exporting them to Iraq as 'amplifiers'.

I wondered why my guitar sounded like absolute dog shit through one of his amps.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

To be fair it doesn't matter what amp you use.

 

[Gary Gutful]

This thread needs more shitty fish jokes.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

To be honest, not really a fan of H.A. Goodman. Pretty poor presenter and is mostly behind in the story.

Still, what he talks about in this video is legit.

Imran Awan's second court appearance will be today. If it's not swept under the rug by DWS's brother (who works for the prosecution!!!) then the first major revelation will be that this is Iran Contra on steroids.

 

[hindy111]

I wondered why my guitar sounded like absolute dog shit through one of his amps.

Hey joy boy did you let ut warm up?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I don't have time for that!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

This thread needs more shitty fish jokes.

I swear if you make one more shitty fish joke I'll snap. And may God have mercy on your sole.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why did the fish take a Panadol?

Because he'd been battered.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

This thread needs more shitty fish jokes.

This thread is already full of them. Full to the bream.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why did the fish take a Panadol?

Because he'd been battered.

I hope it wasn't serious. Otherwise he might need to visit a neuro-sturgeon.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I hope it wasn't serious. Otherwise he might need to visit a neuro-sturgeon.

It's probably not too bad. He's lost a few memories but he was always a bit of a flake.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Well you're only speaking the trout-h.

 

[Bazal]

f**k you guys are shit...a huge array of fish related puns you could use and the best you can come up with is "full to the bream"?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Listen merkin, don't come in here anchovy us around. We won't f**ken carp it.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k you guys are shit...a huge array of fish related puns you could use and the best you can come up with is "full to the bream"?

I had high hopes for your post but instead it turned out to be a bit of a damp squid.