Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

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That was only one of his costumes at Mardi Gras. Absolute ratbag he was. Nothing was sacred with that merkin. Except left wing political issues of course.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Grey Ghost

 

[Gronk]

Guys help me with this.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It's an Awan brother.

 

[Twizzle]

being top dog has its benefits, he must have a few groupies surely

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's what people miss about the whole grab-them-on-the-pussy comment. Just because most women are disgusted by Trump doesn't mean plenty of women haven't been attracted to him over the years. He has fathered kids with a bunch of models FFS. If he grabbed anyone by the clunge it was certainly based on consent. Body language doesn't lie, and even chicks that dig you don't want you to ask if you can touch them. Don't make it weird, just do it FFS.

 

[Gronk]

Guys help me with this.

But why put a fake Melania in front of the cameras ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

But why put a fake Melania in front of the cameras ?

Because the real one cant stand him and needed a break and/or had a meltdown...

...and rather than have to explain why she isn't around, 'ol Orange Face has gone for the fake Melania option.

 

[Bazal]

Because the real one cant stand him and needed a break and/or had a meltdown.

The real one is dead, just like Paul McCartney

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She's back in Russia delivering her report.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

She's back in Russia delivering her report.

She's probably writing the report in urine on Putin's back.

 

[Eelogical]

That's what people miss about the whole grab-them-on-the-pussy comment. Just because most women are disgusted by Trump doesn't mean plenty of women haven't been attracted to him over the years. He has fathered kids with a bunch of models FFS. If he grabbed anyone by the clunge it was certainly based on consent. Body language doesn't lie, and even chicks that dig you don't want you to ask if you can touch them. Don't make it weird, just do it FFS.

I wish this would happen more often in reverse. There's a few snatches at my work who I wouldn't mind grabbing me on the sludge pump. What happened to equal rights?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep. They can swing my pork sword any time.

 

[Eelogical]

Limited edition plop is still plop.

It's the beer one buys when one can't afford an unlimited supply of craft beer.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I wish this would happen more often in reverse. There's a few snatches at my work who I wouldn't mind grabbing me on the sludge pump. What happened to equal rights?

But what happens if they grab you there and it's obviously a pair of socks? I mean, hypothetically...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Waggle my tripe wand FFS. Expelliarmus!

 

[Eelogical]

Yep. They can swing my pork sword any time.

You think Pou has just walked up to a chick and grabbed her on the clam?

 

[Eelogical]

But what happens if they grab you there and it's obviously a pair of socks? I mean, hypothetically...

Parra socks?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Waggle my tripe wand FFS. Expelliarmus!

Is 'klunge' also from Harry Potter?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Parra socks?

Of course. The bigger the better.