Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Horse meat, horse bacon, horse eggs.

There is a knackery not too far away.

 

[strider]

I have no idea what is good or bad in Western Sydney so there is a fair chance I am going to offend most of you at some point.

Get stuck into those f**kin westies mate

 

[Gary Gutful]

Get stuck into those f**kin westies mate

F**k off south easty!

Sincerely
Northy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Get stuck into those f**kin westies mate

Embrace the westies, mate. You'll always be one of us.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Played golf today (as I do most days).

It was so scrote meltingly warm that I thought I was going to liquidise. I am done with walking until March.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

F**k off south easty!

Sincerely
Northy

He thinks he's better than us!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

He thinks he's better than us!!

The dirty f**ker probably drinks craft beer and plays golf most days.

Sounds like an absolute cretin.

 

[Incorrect]

Played golf today (as I do most days).

It was so scrote meltingly warm that I thought I was going to liquidise. I am done with walking until March.

Plenty of duck butter in the gusset I imagine??

 

[strider]

He thinks he's better than us!!

*knows

 

[strider]

The dirty f**ker probably drinks craft beer and plays golf most days.

Sounds like an absolute cretin.

Ffs im not that much of a wanker

 

[Gronk]

I used to think that I like it but I’ve been to the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney for the past
2 weeks. It shits me. Rude people, overpriced everything and way too many tourists.

The Sutherland Shire for quality of life shits on it. Cleaner waterways, nicer people. Almost identical to the Northern Beaches in feel.

Mate the rude people you met are the visitors from the shire.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Plenty of duck butter in the gusset I imagine??

Fabio would likely be surprised at how much spreadable dairy was emanating from my ringpiece and ball sack.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mate the rude people you met are the visitors from the shire.

#SantaFeDrivers

 

[Avenger]

Mate the rude people you met are the visitors from the shire.

Not possible. They hardly ever cross the bridge.

 

[Gronk]

Not possible. They hardly ever cross the bridge.

We need to build a wall.

 

[hindy111]

Particularly gibberers from Penrith. I typically need at least three beers before I cross the border.

Your body is a temple Gary. Take care of it

 

[hindy111]

Why full moon?

And what would you recommend to heal the soil from tomatoes? .. i usually grown cherry tomatoes, lettuce, herbs, pak choy, chillies each year .... but havent done anything this year ... will my year off help the soil?

Unsure just farmer tell me that seedlings have better succes rate if plant near a full moon. Try google. I dont ask questions. When I am given orders i just perform the task.

 

[hindy111]

I have no idea what is good or bad in Western Sydney so there is a fair chance I am going to offend most of you at some point.

Good or bad what? People? Food? Sex?

 

[hindy111]

Mate the rude people you met are the visitors from the shire.

Ive only made 18 enemies in my life and 17 where from the shire.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Sixteen of those lived in Avenger's house and the other was David Peachey.