Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oops

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

C'mon!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Did it easy.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Possums however are a massive pain. I had to cover the entire patch with bird netting. Motherf**kers.

That's why I built my enclosure:

 

[Gronk]

That's why I built my enclosure:

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Impressive.

I think I saw it on the news.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

It keeps the possums in.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I now want that contraption Gary linked to...

Its a ball tearer isn't it?

 

[Chipmunk]

I'm not trying to copy any of those beers I just mean I want to brew beer of similar quality. I drink Coopers pale ale so something like that would be great.

Did you buy the Coopers Pale Ale tin and give it a try?

 

[hindy111]

It keeps the possums in.

Is that code for the women you charm back to your place?

Hey want to see my plums and beans

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is that code for the women you charm back to your place?

Hey want to see my plums and beans

You might be confusing him with Don Burke (allegedly).

 

[Gary Gutful]

Did you buy the Coopers Pale Ale tin and give it a try?

Did he what?

He didn't even wait till he got home.

He prized open the tin and started using his jam fingers to scoop the contents into his mouth while he was sitting in his car at the supermarket car park.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He is a pathetic husk of a man.

 

[Gronk]

Definition of Hypocrisy: Federal Politician who waxed lyrical about the sanctity of traditional marriage, children must be brought up in loving house by man woman etc etc during the SSM debate - was at the same time having a long affair with a staffer who is now pregnant.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Definition of Hypocrisy: Federal Politician who waxed lyrical about the sanctity of traditional marriage, children must be brought up in loving house by man woman etc etc during the SSM debate - was at the same time having a long affair with a staffer who is now pregnant.

That's a shit definition. This one is better:

hypocrisy
hɪˈpɒkrɪsi/
noun

1. the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
   "his target was the hypocrisy of suburban life"
   synonyms: sanctimoniousness, sanctimony, pietism, piousness, affected piety, affected superiority, false virtue, cant, humbug, pretence, posturing, speciousness, empty talk; More

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Definition of Hypocrisy: Federal Politician who waxed lyrical about the sanctity of traditional marriage, children must be brought up in loving house by man woman etc etc during the SSM debate - was at the same time having a long affair with a staffer who is now pregnant.

You certainly don't seem to find much hypocrisy among Labor or Greens politicians, Gronk.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You certainly don't seem to find much hypocrisy among Labor or Greens politicians, Gronk.

That's right. The Greens don't even eat kale. Or Cavallo Nero.

 

[Bazal]

The Greens are the biggest of all political hypocrites tbh...

 

[Bazal]

That's right. The Greens don't even eat kale. Or Cavallo Nero.

If they were serious they'd dye themselves green

 

[Gronk]

You certainly don't seem to find much hypocrisy among Labor or Greens politicians, Gronk.

Sure I do. They ride the gravy train whilst pretending that they are their for the battlers. That Shorten merkin is dodgy as f**k.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Sure I do. They ride the gravy train whilst pretending that they are their for the battlers. That Shorten merkin is dodgy as f**k.

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