Non Footy Chat Thread II

[emjaycee]

That's a shit definition. This one is better:

hypocrisy
hɪˈpɒkrɪsi/
noun

1. the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
   "his target was the hypocrisy of suburban life"
   synonyms: sanctimoniousness, sanctimony, pietism, piousness, affected piety, affected superiority, false virtue, cant, humbug, pretence, gronkish, posturing, speciousness, empty talk; More

Nice, but I fixed it for you.

 

[Gronk]

You guys are lacking the Xmas spirit today.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The Greens are the biggest of all political hypocrites tbh...

Inner city environmentalists? They want every merkin to move to their city (outer suburbs only though - market forces will ensure that) and drive unskilled labour prices down. That translates to cheaper lattes and gardening.

 

[Gronk]

Inner city environmentalists? They want every merkin to move to their city (outer suburbs only though - market forces will ensure that) and drive unskilled labour prices down. That translates to cheaper lattes and gardening.

Yeah I bet they have meetings about that all the time. Prolly have what you said ^^^ word for word written on a whiteboard.

 

[Bazal]

You guys are lacking the Xmas spirit today.

f**k Xmas. f**k it in its dick hole

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yeah I bet they have meetings about that all the time. Prolly have what you said ^^^ word for word written on a whiteboard.

People pursue their interests without needing to express them bluntly to each other. We can always find a high-minded justification for doing what suits us best.

 

[84 Baby]

You guys are lacking the Xmas spirit today.

I have brandy and a shiraz. Do they count as Xmas spirit?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nice, but I fixed it for you.

Ouch!

 

[Bazal]

I have brandy and a shiraz. Do they count as Xmas spirit?

Wine's not a spirit you flog!

 

[Gary Gutful]

f**k Xmas. f**k it in its dick hole

Until the dick hole is nothing more than an open gaping flesh wound.

 

[Bazal]

Until the dick hole is nothing more than an open gaping flesh wound.

What do you mean, until?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Inner city environmentalists? They want every merkin to move to their city (outer suburbs only though - market forces will ensure that) and drive unskilled labour prices down. That translates to cheaper lattes and gardening.

Some of the most uninformed merkins I have ever met are inner city green voters. I sure you can be an informed inner city green voter, but I still yet to encounter one.

 

[84 Baby]

Wine's not a spirit you flog!

So that's a no?

 

[Bazal]

So that's a no?

Well I suppose brandy is a spirit. Not a very good one but

 

[hybrideel]

I'm about 1/4 bottle of scotch in, I am in great f**king spirits merkins

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm about 1/4 bottle of scotch in, I am in great f**king spirits merkins

Make sure you use enough lube if you are going to get the whole bottle in.

 

[Bazal]

I'm about 1/4 bottle of scotch in, I am in great f**king spirits merkins

The other week Liquorland f**ked up and put the Glen Grant 10yo on sale for 40 bucks. I bought four before they fixed it

 

[Gary Gutful]

#Winning

 

[hybrideel]

The other week Liquorland f**ked up and put the Glen Grant 10yo on sale for 40 bucks. I bought four before they fixed it

I got 4 bottles for my birthday last month. 18yo Johnnie, 18yo Chivas, 12yo Glenfidditch and Chivas extra

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Some of the most uninformed merkins I have ever met are inner city green voters. I sure you can be an informed inner city green voter, but I still yet to encounter one.

In the process of spending 1 billion dollars on a light rail route that will be used for 2 hours a day, the act greens have knocked down about 100 significant trees. They're a bunch of dicks