Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

I didn't want to assume...but I did. I assumed it meant group sex.

Its actually where two golf players team up and hit alternate shots in a team format.

Once the game is finished it usually involves a couple of reach arounds followed by some donut punching.

 

[strider]

A big shout out to these merkins.

New addition to the shower and after scrubbing up just now I am giving it Gary's seal of approval.

Nothing like a ph balanced wank in the shower

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Going here tomorrow

http://www.canberrabeerfest.com.au/

I half expect to see Gary getting thrown out when I rock up at 11

Where the f**k is the Mercure Canberra? Is that Olims?

 

[Bazal]

Its actually where two golf players team up and hit alternate shots in a team format.

Once the game is finished it usually involves a couple of reach arounds followed by some donut punching.

So it's just normal golf but with the alternate shot thingy....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nothing like a ph balanced wank in the shower

I don't want my shaft getting too acidic or alkalinic.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So it's just normal golf but with the alternate shot thingy....

Yep. Not a format that is played very often but one that I enjoy.

 

[strider]

So it's just normal golf but with the alternate shot thingy....

Its golf for merkins who are too lazy to hit every ball

 

[Gronk]

WTF with the hair lady

 

[Gary Gutful]

Its golf for merkins who are too lazy to hit every ball

You play 36 holes in a day so you end up hitting just as many shots.

 

[Gary Gutful]

WTF with the hair lady

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Thats not a lion. This is a lion.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sorry by 'Lion', I meant 'Semen Gargler'.

 

[strider]

You play 36 holes in a day so you end up hitting just as many shots.

You've got an answer for everything ph boy

 

[Gary Gutful]

You've got an answer for everything ph boy

Don't be upset with me because my pH is balanced and yours is all over the place like a mad woman's shit.

You should really get yourself a pH D.

 

[hindy111]

Nothing like a ph balanced wank in the shower

You Animal

 

[Gronk]

WTF. In this county in USA the sherrif can keep any cash he has left over from running his prison. So he bought a beach house.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

 

[Twizzle]

Aren't the police forces over there privately run ? Unlike here where they are administered and funded by the state.

If so, they are no different to any private business that would spend their profits on other investments. Good gig if you can get it.

 

[Gronk]

Aren't the police forces over there privately run ? Unlike here where they are administered and funded by the state.

If so, they are no different to any private business that would spend their profits on other investments. Good gig if you can get it.

Doesn’t sound like it

^^^^

GADSDEN, Ala. -- An Alabama sheriff legally used more than $750,000 of funds meant to feed inmates to purchase a beach house. Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin told The Birmingham News he follows a state law passed before World War II that allows sheriffs to keep "excess" inmate-feeding funds for themselves.

Entrekin reported on state ethics forms that he made "more than $250,000" each of the past three years through the funds.

The sheriff's annual salary is more than $93,000. He and his wife purchased a four-bedroom house with an in-ground pool and canal access in September for $740,000.

Entrekin got a $592,000 mortgage. The home is one of several properties with a total assessed value of more than $1.7 million that the couple own together or separately.

In a statement to NPR, Entrekin said the "liberal media has began attacking me for following the letter of the law."

This is not the first time the law has made national headlines. In 2009, Greg Bartlett, who was then the sheriff of Morgan County, was thrown into his own jail by a federal judge after testimony from inmates about inadequate meals, including paper-thin bologna and cold grits. Bartlett testified that he legally kept as personal income about $212,000 over three years with surplus meal money but denied that inmates were improperly fed.

In January, advocacy groups sued for access to public records to find out how much jail food money is given to sheriffs and pocketed. In the lawsuit, the Southern Center for Human Rights and the Alabama Appleseed Center for Law and Justice said 49 sheriffs had not complied with the request.

 

[Twizzle]

Its pretty complicated s there are so many levels of police over there from Feds down to the local sheriff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_enforcement_in_the_United_States#State

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How many levels of government are required below federal level? I reckon no more than one.