Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

I’m in the dumpster. Hands off yesterday’s bread rolls, they’re mine you f**k.

I used those bread rolls to wipe my anus. How did they taste?

 

[Dibs]

I used those bread rolls to wipe my anus. How did they taste?

Like Gould cum

 

[Gary Gutful]

I used those bread rolls to wipe my anus. How did they taste?

I wasn’t planning on eating them. I just needed something to throw at @strider.

 

[hindy111]

Like Gould cum

So you ate and compared the both? Any preference?

 

[strider]

I wasn’t planning on eating them. I just needed something to throw at @strider.

I wondered why they smelt like roses

 

[Dibs]

So you ate and compared the both? Any preference?

No just an educated guess

 

[Gronk]

Life is complicated sometimes

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If they kept their genitals they could even produce children!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I've never seen something so outrageous. A newspaper for 25p? We're getting ripped off!

 

[strider]

I've never seen something so outrageous. A newspaper for 25p? We're getting ripped off!

I think you will find its 50p .... but 25p less than the mirror ftw!

 

[Bazal]

I just had a hair cut and the bloke gave me a Gutho.

I've never felt more attractive

 

[strider]

Did you ask for a gutho or did he just gove it to you?

 

[Eelogical]

Did you ask for a gutho or did he just gove it to you?

Barbers know their shit, he just gove it to him.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I just had a hair cut and the bloke gave me a Gutho.

I've never felt more attractive

What did he do to your hair?

 

[Gary Gutful]

What did he do to your hair?

He gove it to his hair as well, Something about Mary-style.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gove

 

[strider]

I'll gove it to you merkins in a minute

 

[Bazal]

Did you ask for a gutho or did he just gove it to you?

Mate I would never be so impudent as to ask for a Gutho....

What did he do to your hair?

I don't even know, a Gutho is exhausting

 

[hindy111]

Did you ask for a gutho or did he just gove it to you?

Thsts rape. Bazal was raped by a man

 

[Bazal]

Thsts rape. Bazal was raped by a man

A Lebanese barber, no less!

I can't even look at a wire brush without suffering flashbacks.