Non Footy Chat Thread II

[JohnStoppafarty]

This yeast sounds like nasty f**ken stuff.

You didn’t apologise for the drunken shitposting for the past few weeks

Lol I am very very very sorry not sorry.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sweet Paint.

 

[hindy111]

I always get up early. Its the best time to build amps.

I like being up early to listen to the birds chirping.

 

[Bazal]

Sweet Paint.

Mouthwatering Lawn Mower.

It's quite fitting because I've been told I look quite good mowing the lawn in a singlet.

From a distance anyway. The whole face deal shatters the illusion up close

 

[parra pete]

I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: ‘Your patella measures 2.54cm’.
I said: ‘Inch-high knees?’
He said: ‘您的髌骨是2.54厘米高

 

[ash411]

Sweet Paint.

Nice try, I’m not giving you my birthday so you can steal my identity...

 

[strider]

Nice try, I’m not giving you my birthday so you can steal my identity...

Gary, Mr born on the 4th of July

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nice try, I’m not giving you my birthday so you can steal my identity...

That was the exact reason I did it. I've been waiting patiently for 10 years and then bam! But you've gone and f**ked my plans now.

 

[ash411]

That was the exact reason I did it. I've been waiting patiently for 10 years and then bam! But you've gone and f**ked my plans now.

I’ve been on to you this whole time...

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**k.

 

[Bazal]

I'm hoping you'll steal my identity.

It's shit and I want a new one

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm hoping you'll steal my identity.

It's shit and I want a new one

No problems. I hereby christen you Tziporah Malkah.

 

[Bazal]

No problems. I hereby christen you Tziporah Malkah.

I have no idea who that is but it sounds exotic

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I'm hoping you'll steal my identity.

It's shit and I want a new one

They stole mine a few months ago. 3 days later they banged on my door and demanded I take it back again. f**kin merkins.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So Eels Schmeels Happy MEels....I couldn't give a shit about them at the moment.

Have been watching some old US Masters replays on Fox in anticipation of the 2018 event this weekend.

Reminded me that it is probably my favourite sporting event of the year. Tiger being back this year has created a level of anticipation that has me regularly ejaculating.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So Eels Schmeels Happy MEels....I couldn't give a shit about them at the moment.

Have been watching some old US Masters replays on Fox in anticipation of the 2018 event this weekend.

Reminded me that it is probably my favourite sporting event of the year. Tiger being back this year has created a level of anticipation that has me regularly ejaculating.

Is Federer still injured?

 

[Bazal]

Is Federer still injured?

No he's back, but LeBron is out

 

[ash411]

I really hope Tom Brady can score a goal in this game...

 

[Gary Gutful]

You can try as much as you like to upset me but it wont work.

I am in my happy place of painted green grass, unnaturally blue water, over the top orchestra music and polished American presentation voices.

 

[Gary Gutful]

They all seem to have names like Kenny, Bobby, Billy, Hootie, Johnny and Jimmy as well.

I like that.