Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

How come a groundsman can doctor a cricket pitch then? He doesn't have a PhD.

 

[Bazal]

How come a groundsman can doctor a cricket pitch then? He doesn't have a PhD.

Because you can buy doctorates in the sub-continent....

 

[Twizzle]

They call themselves GPs

Mine says Doctors Surgery

 

[Eelogical]

Because you can buy doctorates in the sub-continent....

Ahhh. They call them spin doctors.

 

[Bazal]

Mine says Doctors Surgery

That's because people have conflated the word physician with the word doctor.

 

[Bazal]

Ahhh. They call them spin doctors.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Twiz...you better sit down when you read this...

But, Dr Who isn't a real doctor either.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dr Seuss?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dr Dre?

 

[Suitman]

The only clown around here is the one who's never had any exciting announcements.

 

[strider]

Mine says Doctors Surgery

Yeah but you live in hicksville

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Dr Karl isn't actually a doctor? I will be getting my weekly prostate check elsewhere in future.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dr Karl isn't actually a doctor? I will be getting my weekly prostate check elsewhere in future.

That won't stop him inserting his digits into dates.

 

[Ring Gids]

That won't stop him inserting his digits into dates.

You haven't mixed up Dr Karl and Karl Stevenovic have you?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That won't stop him inserting his digits into dates.

Is it even standard practice to chloroform patients before doing that?

 

[Suitman]

That won't stop him inserting his digits into dates.

Does that mean John Hopoate is a Dr?

 

[Gary Gutful]

The only clown around here is the one who's never had any exciting announcements.

Yep, particularly the one who has often inferred that he does.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is it even standard practice to chloroform patients before doing that?

If I had a choice its probably what I'd prefer.

 

[Gary Gutful]

...and if you want to blame Norman, just go ahead now.

...and if you want to blame Arthur, just go ahead now.

...and if you want to blame Mannah, just go ahead now.

...and if you want to blame The Plumber, just go ahead now.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yep, particularly the one who has often inferred that he does.

Lisa Simpson would like a word with you.