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Non Footy Chat Thread II

Stagger eel

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Before my hobbit life in the Shire I actually grew up in and around the Fairfield/Cabramatta area. I’m here now waiting around whilst mum is getting a procedure done. She lives in Cronulla but only trusts her Chinese Doctor.

Anyway I’m walking around on this fine day and am getting a nice nostalgia trip. Cabra has improved greatly and the Asian Community need to be commended for making this area great again. No drug dealers anywhere. I feel very safe and am searching for a nice place to eat.

there's some damn fine eateries out there...real hidden gems.
 

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I just had a Chinese roll in one of the bakeries in John St. it was awesome. I usually have chicken. I didn’t do pork. Not on a roll unless it’s made into a ćevapi.
 

Stagger eel

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there was a takeaway joint in Lane Cove many years ago that sold them and they were the absolute bomb... love a good cevapi
 

parra pete

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lol..

A kiwi man was in Australia for the Bledisloe Cup when he began to experience testicular pain..

So he went to see an Australian doctor and get some tests done.
Dr: "Your results are back sir and unfortunately they are not good. We are going to have to remove your testicles".
Kiwi: "Awwww no way bru! I'm going to git a sicond opinion!"
So the kiwi finds another Aussie doctor who runs further tests.
Dr 2: "Unfortunately I would agree with the previous assessment, we have no choice but to remove your testicles".
Kiwi: "Aw this is f****d bru! You Aussies dun know whatya talkin about. I need to find myself a kiwi dr!"
So the kiwi searches high and low for a doctor from his homeland with no luck. In utter despair he heads to a nearby pub to drown his sorrows. However as luck would have it a kiwi doctor just so happens to be there! The kiwi explains his troubles to the doctor and the doctor agrees to give him a quick inspection in the back alley.
After a brief look the kiwi dr says: "Awww sorry bru, your nuts are cooked! We're gonna need to chop them off!"
Kiwi: "Aw chur bru I'm so happy! I knew those Aussie bastards were lying when they said they needed to take my test tickets!"
 

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