lol..
A kiwi man was in Australia for the Bledisloe Cup when he began to experience testicular pain..
So he went to see an Australian doctor and get some tests done.
Dr: "Your results are back sir and unfortunately they are not good. We are going to have to remove your testicles".
Kiwi: "Awwww no way bru! I'm going to git a sicond opinion!"
So the kiwi finds another Aussie doctor who runs further tests.
Dr 2: "Unfortunately I would agree with the previous assessment, we have no choice but to remove your testicles".
Kiwi: "Aw this is f****d bru! You Aussies dun know whatya talkin about. I need to find myself a kiwi dr!"
So the kiwi searches high and low for a doctor from his homeland with no luck. In utter despair he heads to a nearby pub to drown his sorrows. However as luck would have it a kiwi doctor just so happens to be there! The kiwi explains his troubles to the doctor and the doctor agrees to give him a quick inspection in the back alley.
After a brief look the kiwi dr says: "Awww sorry bru, your nuts are cooked! We're gonna need to chop them off!"
Kiwi: "Aw chur bru I'm so happy! I knew those Aussie bastards were lying when they said they needed to take my test tickets!"