Non Footy Chat Thread II

[parra pete]

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The old-timer says: "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Bill Gates. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked: "And... what happened?"
"One day Bill Gates reported his credit cards missing!"

 

[Gronk]

He just caused international outrage again but apparently you know Serbs better than I do.

You have apparently made some unnecessary false assumptions there.

 

[Avenger]

You have apparently made some unnecessary false assumptions there.

Maybe you are now the one who doesn’t understand sarcasm not just some thin skinned Serbs.

 

[Gronk]

Maybe you are now the one who doesn’t understand sarcasm not just some thin skinned Serbs.

Sarcasm is usually delivered with one of these

 

[Eelogical]

Maybe you are now the one who doesn’t understand sarcasm not just some thin skinned Serbs.

I wonder if we have some thin skinned Indians on here.

 

[Avenger]

Sarcasm is usually delivered with one of these

 

[Gary Gutful]

We bought some Vegemite Squeezy. It's taken me all week to get my squeeze right. Very easy to oversqueeze and ruin your toast.

 

[Gronk]

My ipad greeting me with notifications this morning, including a work email.

Seems legit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just pay my invoice please.

 

[Gronk]

Now you've opened a can of worms.

Djokovic's injury admission as Alcaraz accused of mocking legend

'He's obviously fine'

www.nine.com.au

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bean puller v plonker

Struggling to summon a f**k.

 

[Suitman]

A similar latitude snowfall in Australia would be 6 - 8 inches of snow falling in Ballina

 

[hindy111]

What about that building collapsing in Burwood. Lucky there wasn't any deaths.

 

[Suitman]

What about that building collapsing in Burwood. Lucky there wasn't any deaths.

Yeh, that was pretty bad.
It was in demo stage so maybe it was built poorly in the first place?
Many 30 - 40+ storey buildings in the CBD have been demolished recently for the new Metro towers without a problem .

 

[hindy111]

Yeh, that was pretty bad.
It was in demo stage so maybe it was built poorly in the first place?
Many 30 - 40+ storey buildings in the CBD have been demolished recently for the new Metro towers without a problem .

Ah I've seen that. I assumed they where taking it down to put a high riser. It looked more like office space type of building.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Tony "Chompers" Jones survives and Alex Cullen goes over accepting the Porteli 50k scandal.

Great culture down there at Channel 9.

Telfon Karl & Chompers keep there jobs

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/brutal-fallout-from-alex-cullens-adrian-portelli-scandal-revealed/news-story/19de916bc4ec13aca059400e554efb66

 

[strider]

I hope Alex at least kept his 50k

I smell a law suit coming ..... 9 got done/settled/whatever for sacking someone else recently

 

[Eelogical]

Australia Day coming up, merkins! Who's down for some snags on the barbie, street cricket and a slab of Tooheys New to mark the occasion?

 

[hineyrulz]

I hope Alex at least kept his 50k

I smell a law suit coming ..... 9 got done/settled/whatever for sacking someone else recently

The 50k went to charity and they still sacked the poor bastard.

 

[hindy111]

Australia Day coming up, merkins! Who's down for some snags on the barbie, street cricket and a slab of Tooheys New to mark the occasion?

I've already seen adds on instagram by pubs saying


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