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Non Footy Chat Thread II

parra pete

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A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says
"I'll fight anyone in here! Who wants a fight?"
But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at the table.

Then, a piece of red tarmac walks into a bar and says"I'll fight anyone, anyone at all!
Who wants a beating?"
The piece of black tarmac stays absolutely silent, sipping on a martini he just ordered.

The piece of red tarmac sits down at a different table.

The barman goes up to the piece of black tarmac, and says"Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?

The piece of black tarmac replies"I wouldn't mess with him, he's a cyclepath!!
 

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