Really going for that clever deception with the opening paragraph:
"
So you're an NFL fan and want to follow Rugby League? Here's your handy guide to which NRL team you need to support!
The world of sport has shutdown. Well almost. Over in Australia local football goes on behind closed doors. The NRL is now in week 2 of its 26 round season. It's the premier rugby league competition in the world, and a tough, physical league that goes back nearly 115 years. So with the league up and running, and NFL still months away,you'll need a team to follow, right? Here's the handy ESPN guide to which NRL team best suits you!"
In all honesty, your average NFL fan isn't who needs to be marketed to, the actual season is still 6 months away, and the off season as of now is going as business as usual. It's the baseball and NBA fans that are missing their sports (overlapping of fan support not withstanding)