You know Poupou..you know - you old devil you....!!!!!
A couple are on their honeymoon in the Caribbean, and they go into a shop so the husband can get his ear pierced.
They walk up to the counter, and the husband says, "I'd like to get my ear pierced to celebrate our honeymoon! How much will that cost?"
The shopkeeper replies, "It'll be $20, plus the cost of the earring you get. If that works for you, you can go pick out the earring while I set up to pierce your ear."
The couple wanders off to look through the options, when another guy walks in. He's dressed in shabby clothes, has a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, multiple piercings, and a sword slung at his waist. He walks up to the counter and asks "Yar, I think it be time to get another set of holes in me ears. How much be it for both?"
The proprietor responds, "That'll be $2."
The pirate walks away to go find just the right pair of earrings to match up with his existing jewelry.
Hearing this, the couple comes back up to the counter and the husband says to the shopkeeper, "Hey, what's the deal? You're charging me $20 for one ear, but that other guy gets both ears for just $2?"
The shopkeeper replies, "Well, that's because he's a buccaneer..."