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Barry O'Speedwagon

Barry O'Speedwagon

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Lonsdale Street Roasters sells a blend called 'Johnny Cash, which is described as 'dark, deep and brooding...dark chocolate and spice'. I'll give that one a miss next time.

It's also possibly that Mr King was just emulating his hero, 'The Braddon Masturbator':

Bail refused for trespassing masturbator

Matthew Raggatt
Published: February 7, 2015 - 11:57AM

A Kambah man has been refused bail after he was allegedly caught masturbating on the front yard of a Braddon home last year.

Walter Robert McHughes, 33, was charged with an act of indecency without consent and trespass on Saturday after he was allegedly found with a pornographic magazine on the Braddon property on two separate occasions in September.

Court documents said the shocked female owner of the property was walking home at about 5pm on September 9 when she saw the defendant in her front yard, in clear view from the street, holding a magazine in one hand and his penis in the other.

The woman took a few steps past before turning back to confront the man, the statement of facts said.

"Excuse me! That is my front yard, would you mind leaving!?" the woman said.

The defendant allegedly then lowered his magazine and pulled his pants up before running away through a gap in the front yard's hedgerow.

Nine days later the man was back, this time spotted in the rear yard by the woman while she cooked in the kitchen.

Court documents said the defendant was observed bending over and picking up things from the ground, with police later finding pieces of a pornographic magazine.

The woman took a number of pictures of the defendant on her phone before he fled the property, apparently alerted by the click of the phone's camera function.

Mr McHughes is alleged to have again returned returned on February 2 this year, where the woman's husband spotted him enter the front yard and hunch over while "moving pieces of pornographic material at his feet".

Confronted by the husband, the man fled and was later cautioned by police, at which time he said he had entered the yard to go to the toilet, the magazies used to "wipe his bum".
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http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/bail-refused-for-trespassing-masturbator-20150206-138h83.html
 
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Bigfella

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I wasn't doing anything offensive... I was just taking a dump on their front lawn and using my porno to wipe my arse.

I can't believe that didn't fly.
 
Gronk

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England manager resigns. Interweb says that he was on £3.5m. <cough>
 
Twizzle

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ABC news said this morning he was on 4.6M, could be Euros tho

The Icelandic coach is a apart time dentist.
 
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The NRMA Insurance Western Sydney Wanderers have today announced the signing of South American midfielder Bruno Piñatares for the Hyundai A-League 2016/17 season.

Hailing from Montevideo, Uruguay, the 26-year-old central midfielder has spent his career playing in the top two divisions of Uruguay and Brazil.

Piñatares made his professional debut at only 16 years of age but it&#8217;s his most recent season that has been his most successful: holding the midfield for Cerro as they finished an impressive third in the Primera División.

The addition of Piñatares strengthens a midfield which already includes Kearyn Baccus, Mitch Nichols, Dimas and our other most new signing Steven Lustica.

Wanderers CEO John Tsatsimas said that Piñatares is a strong addition to the club.

&#8220;We look forward to welcoming Bruno to Western Sydney when he arrives for pre-season training in the coming weeks,&#8221; said Tsatsimas.

&#8220;Bruno&#8217;s style of play will fit well into the Wanderers playing structure and is something we&#8217;re pleased to see at our club.&#8221;

Bruno Piñatares
Born : 25 June 1990 (26)
Nationality : Uruguay
Position : Midfielder

Senior Clubs
Boston River (Uruguay - 2011-2013)
Rentistas (Uruguay - 2013/14)
Portuguesa (Brazil - 2014/15)
Cerro (Uruguay - 2015/16)

NRMA Insurance Western Sydney Wanderers Hyundai A-League 2015/16 squad:
Goalkeepers: Andrew Redmayne, Jerrad Tyson
Defenders: Jonathan Aspropotamitis, Shannon Cole, Brendan Hamill, Scott Jamieson, Scott Neville, Nikolai Topor-Stanley
Midfielders: Kearyn Baccus, Dimas, Steven Lustica, Mitch Nichols, Bruno Piñatares, Mario Shabow
Attackers: Brendon Santalab, Lachlan Scott, Jaushua Sotirio

NYL Contracted Players: Jackson Bandiera, Liam Youlley

- See more at: http://www.wswandere...h.hVOu3fK5.dpuf
Read more at http://www.wswandere...JYRKTmBUW82b.99
 
Poupou Escobar

Poupou Escobar

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Their recruiting is imaginative every year. It's something they do very well, choosing players over marketing tools.
 
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Poupou Escobar said:
Their recruiting is imaginative every year. It's something they do very well, choosing players over marketing tools.
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Ok then. I read you wrong.
Popa is always after a bargain to stay under the salary cap. He hasn't hesitated in the past to move someone along if they get greedy and want more money (Hersi, Polenz etc....) He knows there's plenty of others to fill the gaps for the same price.
It's frustrating because, there is no year to year cohesion, but 3 GF's in 4 years points to the theory working.
He doesn't go for short term bling, like our eastern counterparts. I'll bet he was the first to say that Cahill wouldn't be a fit in his team.
 
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