OT: Current Affairs and Politics

[Poupou Escobar]

Can imagine putting make up on a dead body?
I mean what a job.

While muttering "whore" at them

 

[hindy111]

While muttering "whore" at them

I recall a guy in Penrith wife got worms. They thought she had cancer and didn't know wtf was going on.
Turns out these worms only come from dead people. Her hubby was stuffing the dead bodies at the morgue with his well uno... And he passed them on

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Yeah...but you were thinking about it.

No, I wasn't.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He was.

 

[T.S Quint]

No, I wasn't.

How can you be so sure?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I'm as sure as I am handsome.

 

[84 Baby]

Decliningly?

 

[T.S Quint]

I'm as sure as I am handsome.

Well I guess I can’t argue with that.

 

[hindy111]

I'm as sure as I am handsome.

Well I guess I can’t argue with that.

I've seen him up close. It's an actual fact. The man is handsome.

 

[Bazal]

I've seen him up close. It's an actual fact. The man is handsome.

Did HJ know you were looking in his window?

 

[84 Baby]

Did HJ know you were looking in his window?

When he said “up close”, it was in a manner that would make Israel cry

 

[hindy111]

Did HJ know you were looking in his window?

Yes. He charges $10 and leaves the blind open so you can watch him get his beauty sleep.
Was quite a line for a Tuesday night.

 

[Twizzle]

When he said “up close”, it was in a manner that would make Israel cry

and condemn him to hell ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've seen more handsome dish clothes.

 

[Bazal]

Yes. He charges $10 and leaves the blind open so you can watch him get his beauty sleep.
Was quite a line for a Tuesday night.

Damn, that's actually a good business model. I should get in on that action.

What, do people still pay to see freaks?

 

[Gary Gutful]

The Beard to be Feared. The only way to get close is when he is asleep.

 

[hindy111]

The Beard to be Feared. The only way to get close is when he is asleep.

I find it odd he sleeps on his back with his eyes open staring at the fan.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

HJ doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[T.S Quint]

HJ doesn't sleep. He waits.

I’ve heard that when HJ enters a room he doesn’t turn the light on...he turns the dark off.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He's proof you can still be a total badass on the dole.