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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gronk, Dec 10, 2018.

  1. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    While muttering "whore" at them
     
  2. hindy111

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    I recall a guy in Penrith wife got worms. They thought she had cancer and didn't know wtf was going on.
    Turns out these worms only come from dead people. Her hubby was stuffing the dead bodies at the morgue with his well uno... And he passed them on
     
  3. Hollywood Jesus

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    No, I wasn't.
     
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    How can you be so sure?
     
  6. Hollywood Jesus

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    I'm as sure as I am handsome.
     
  7. 84 Baby

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    Decliningly?
     
  8. T.S Quint

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    Well I guess I can’t argue with that.
     
  9. hindy111

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    I've seen him up close. It's an actual fact. The man is handsome.
     
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    Did HJ know you were looking in his window?
     
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  11. 84 Baby

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    When he said “up close”, it was in a manner that would make Israel cry
     
  12. hindy111

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    Yes. He charges $10 and leaves the blind open so you can watch him get his beauty sleep.
    Was quite a line for a Tuesday night.
     
  13. Twizzle

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    and condemn him to hell ?
     
  14. Gary Gutful

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    I've seen more handsome dish clothes.
     
  15. Bazal

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    Damn, that's actually a good business model. I should get in on that action.

    What, do people still pay to see freaks?
     
  16. Gary Gutful

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    The Beard to be Feared. The only way to get close is when he is asleep.
     
  17. hindy111

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    I find it odd he sleeps on his back with his eyes open staring at the fan.
     
  18. Poupou Escobar

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    HJ doesn't sleep. He waits.
     
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    I’ve heard that when HJ enters a room he doesn’t turn the light on...he turns the dark off.
     
  20. Poupou Escobar

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    He's proof you can still be a total badass on the dole.
     
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