OT: Games of the XXXIII Olympiad - Paris 2024 - 26/7 to 11/8

[Incorrect]

Who woulda thought someone with Gout in their name, not once, but twice, would excel at running??!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Scary what to think what he can do in 4 or 5 years time. Just needs to stay injury free.

 

[hineyrulz]

Who woulda thought someone with Gout in their name, not once, but twice, would excel at running??!!

I know all about Gout, and I move like a Bea Arthur put together backline.

 

[Incorrect]

I know all about Gout, and I move like a Bea Arthur put together backline.

I'd wager you're quicker than Giraffe Boy...

 

[hineyrulz]

I'd wager you're quicker than Giraffe Boy...

Yes I’m onto my 5th Kraken I reckon I’ve got him covered.

 

[Incorrect]

Yes I’m onto my 5th Kraken I reckon I’ve got him covered.

 

[Gronk]

Scary what to think what he can do in 4 or 5 years time. Just needs to stay injury free.

He looks very light and all of the sub 9.8 sec runners (olympic final) are very strong. So I reckon he also needs to be jacked to be a GOAT.

GOAT GOUT GOUT.

All the same he’s still at school, so f**k yeah !

 

[hineyrulz]

He looks very light and all of the sub 9.8 sec runners (olympic final) are very strong. So I reckon he also needs to be jacked to be a GOAT.

GOAT GOUT GOUT.

All the same he’s still at school, so f**k yeah !

If you see both those races he misses the start quite badly, he had so much to work on.

 

[JokerEel]

Yes I’m onto my 5th Kraken I reckon I’ve got him covered.

Decided against Kraken today went Sailor Jerry's instead!

But indeed you could be at Gout Gout the Goat

 

[Gronk]

If you see both those races he misses the start quite badly, he had so much to work on.

Starts is where you need those big glutes to fire + obviously good technique.

A merkin on the Athletics Australia thread reckons he has sub splits and his last 40m were equal to a 9.7.

Plus, he’s 16. I thought older. f**k me.

 

[hineyrulz]

A merkin on the Athletics Australia thread reckons he has sub splits and his last 40m were equal to a 9.7.

Plus, he’s 16. I thought older. f**k me.

Well he is also a 200m runner.

 

[JokerEel]

Starts is where you need those big glutes to fire + obviously good technique.

A merkin on the Athletics Australia thread reckons he has sub splits and his last 40m were equal to a 9.7.

Plus, he’s 16. I thought older. f**k me.

I don't think he ages been 16 for ages

The outdoor under 18s world record is 10.06

 

[ElectricEelMan]

I don't think he ages been 16 for ages

The outdoor under 18s world record is 10.06

That's because he's been 16 for about a year
His birthday is 29 December.

 

[Twizzle]

I've been following this kid, he's gonna be a classy athlete when he matures

 

[JokerEel]

Also Thewbelle Philip ran the 3rd fastest time for under 18s female.

 

[Gronk]

I get that Raygun would not like anyone profiting from her image / story, however it’s a stretch that she owns the “kangaroo dance”. Personally methinks she has opened an indigenous can of worms there that she might regret.

 

[the phantom menace]

She and her management are barking mad - cashing in everything while they can I suppose.

If this was the late 1990s or 2000s she'd even be doing those "classy" photo shoots in the lads mags for some $$$$ before her "fame" disappears.

 

[JokerEel]

Now is the fastest Aussie over 200m

 

[Gronk]

Pretty fast for a 14 year old.

 

[Eelogical]

She and her management are barking mad - cashing in everything while they can I suppose.

If this was the late 1990s or 2000s she'd even be doing those "classy" photo shoots in the lads mags for some $$$$ before her "fame" disappears.

Isaac?