OT Question for Jess... (Simpsons Quotes)

[bartman]

Bart! With $10 000 we could be millionares!!
and buy all kinds of useful things..... Like Love!

Jess, did I miss something between us here, or this a new Simpson's quote ;-)

Get this - the UK is two years or so behind with The Simpsons :shock:. They made a big song and dance about "new Simpsons" returning to TV on Friday nights, so we got all excited and sat down to watch... and they were episodes we'd already seen in Australia at least a year ago :evil:

My fave character is Ralph. :thumn

 

[Eelementary]

It's not a new episode.

They get an award for something and they all imagine how to best spend the money and Homer says that lol.

 

[The Colonel]

Nope - Radio KBBL was running a competition. You either got $10,000 or an elephant (Stampy) and Bart won and chose the elephant.

 

[Eelementary]

Nope - Radio KBBL was running a competition. You either got $10,000 or an elephant (Stampy) and Bart won and chose the elephant.

That's right lol.

Damn I keep forgetting parts of epsiodes. Like Homer's rickets...

 

[bartman]

Thanks guys. When I first saw Jess's sig I was thinking it was some personal message directed at me :lol: Took me a whole day to figure out it might have been a Simpons link... #-o

 

[Utey]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JessEel]

Sorry Hun!!

Nah see i tried to make my signatures smaller so as to fit in with the new sig rules and i wrecked them - so i just threw in a simpsons quote that made me laugh the other night.....

 

[Eelementary]

Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Attendant: What's your first name, sir?
Homer: I don't know.



(As Homer grabs an axe)
Marge: What are you doing, Homer?
Homer: Something I should have done a loooong time ago... (pauses, stares at Bart and yells) I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH MY THINGS!!!!



Blackjack dealer: 19
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 27.
Homer: D'Oh!



:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Utey]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Suitman]

Homer to Bart......

"Beer is for Daddies and kids with fake id's."

:lol: :lol:

 

[Suitman]

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos."

 

[Suitman]

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you are there, please save me Superman."

 

[Suitman]

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter. Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

[Suitman]

Operator, give me the number for 911!

 

[Suitman]

"Oh!! So they have the internet on computers now!"

 

[Suitman]

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I manage to fit in 8 hours of tv a day."

 

[Suitman]

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get"

 

[bartman]

PS Bartman Rules ;-)

Thanks for that Jess :thumn, that's much clearer

Ralph Wiggum: And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life :lol:

 

[strider]

Homer is the greatest

 

[JessEel]

homer (looking under couch for a lost peanut) - ow pointy! ew slimy! uhoh moving! ahha! ohhh $20 - i wanted a peanut!

brain - $20 can buy many peanuts

homer - explain how

brain - money can be exchanged for goods and services

homer - whoo hoo!!!