OT: Sam Tomkins thanks Tim Smith

[Casper The Ghost]

well we've gone in a whole new direction now haven't we :sarcasm:

i'm sh*t atm, honestly sex is like running a marathon, half way through it im buggered - i'm mapping out a program so i can go the distance.

Has anyone ever farted through sex?

Strider.... where should we take this thread now????

I've got a few ideas but Jess might get all worked up!!!!!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

lol who started on the sex talk? thought this what was what the thread was about? lol

 

[yy_cheng]

i'm sh*t atm, honestly sex is like running a marathon, half way through it im buggered - i'm mapping out a program so i can go the distance.

You mean you can't go the whole 90 secs?

 

[Casper The Ghost]

You mean you can't go the whole 90 secs?

With his right hand or is that left????

 

[yy_cheng]

With his right hand or is that left????

I believe his left thumb and index finger only.

He's actually called inverse ron jeremy

 

[Ron Jeremy]

nah 10 minutes around i think - but im sweating and puffing like anything - good work out - i just dont like doing any work in it.

 

[yy_cheng]

nah 10 minutes around i think - but im sweating and puffing like anything - good work out - i just dont like doing any work in it.

Well you could've asked Jarryd to ride you cowboy style after 5 mins :sarcasm:

 

[Raudonikis]

long off season here

 

[born an eel]

long off season here

is this your porn name roll call?

ok

Biggus Dickus here

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee what in the hell happened to this thread???? Bloody Tim Smith again, when will he ever learn

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Gee what in the hell happened to this thread???? Bloody Tim Smith again, when will he ever learn

It got hijacked just as the Eels chance to win the 2009 premiership was hijacked.

 

[hineyrulz]

It got hijacked just as the Eels chance to win the 2009 premiership was hijacked.

That wanker Archer again :x

 

[Eelementary]

Tim Smith looks good for Broncos

By James Phelps | November 16, 2009 11:00pm



FORMER rookie of the year Tim Smith is eyeing a return to the NRL with the Broncos.

The talented but troubled former Eel has been earmarked by the Broncos as a replacement for Darren Lockyer when the Australian captain pulls the plug on his stellar career.

After a short stint with Wigan in the English Super League, Smith was lured to the Queensland Cup to play with the Easts Tigers after discussions with the Broncos.

Easts are a feeder to the Broncos and The Daily Telegraph has been told

Smith will feature in the NRL next year should he get through the pre-season without a hitch.

Smith's manager Dave Riolo yesterday ruled out a move to the Sea Eagles with the club on the lookout for a playmaker now that Matt Orford has moved on.

"He is contracted to Easts for two years,'' Riolo said. "And he will be there for that time. Tim is just looking forward to getting back on the field.''

Source: Courier Mail

 

[parra pete]

Please let him be the Broncos halfback...

 

[parra pete]

Goes to show....Manly might be a mob of bastards...but they are not blind....

 

[Eelementary]

I only posted it in the hope we can stop discussing Tim. He's a Bronco now. Get over it. Good luck, Tim, but can we get over him now, please?

If not...

Jason Moodie! David Solomona! Woo!

 

[hineyrulz]

I only posted it in the hope we can stop discussing Tim. He's a Bronco now. Get over it. Good luck, Tim, but can we get over him now, please?

If not...

Jason Moodie! David Solomona! Woo!

Now you're talking