the eels, from the leadership to the fans, have lacked discipline ever since john morris left the club. look around. no one is putting his hand up, holding himself accountable, dropping to the dirt and busting out 50 perfect form push-ups because they know that close enough isn't good enough. and it's not. this is where we've gone wrong. where's the effort? who's still rocking mad hair? where's our lethal red-zone kicking game? forget about it. f**k it. it doesn't exist
we're all as guilty as each other, although suity and twizzle are substantially worse. but there's no use pointing the finger of blame at these two - they are going to be around here forever, whether we hate it or despise it. and there's plenty more dickheads just like them. we can't do anything about that. let's just focus on what we can change
i want to see our club give a shit about everything again, enforcing every player to wear white boots (always clean) and assuring they only use the most expensive hair-care products each and every time they plan to step out onto the field. our club must look to the heroes of yesteryear for inspiration. i want to hear our new players saying "jason moodie would've scored from that position" and "daniel wagon would've tackled that bitch." we have to forget about mediocrity. like john morris, we have to be excellent. no excuses. just be excellent. f**k man
