Naturally the best way to allocate premiership points would be to eliminate such unfairness as relying on "points" and "tries" and "goals" to determine the winner.
Instead a jury of 12 judges should rate each team on their: athleticism, quality of tries, the artistic value of their tries, musical accompaniments and uniform style and presentation. Within ten minutes of the end of the match, the judges must meet and give each team a rating between 1 and 10. Using those ratings, they announce a first runner-up and a champion of the match.
The first runner-up will receive 15 premiership points. The champion of the match will receive 16 premiership points. The judges can award a bonus of up to five premiership points to the first runner-up as a consolation prize.