Paris Injured

[Frenzy.]

Gherkin?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

MY NEW FAVOURITE WORD

Jerkin the gherkin over nicely trimmed mer...........no don't go there.

 

[spider]

You poor unfortunate soul.

i agree - i felt some what dumber from reading your posts nulla

by the way - why have the insults suddenly stopped?

 

[Go Nulla]

i agree - i felt some what dumber from reading your posts nulla

by the way - why have the insults suddenly stopped?

Because I feel sorry for you now lol.

 

[coolumsharkie]

This forum is alive and well.

 

[spider]

Because I feel sorry for you now lol

so you go from being upset and a gordon ramsay wannabe to a man of lol's

nulla defeats nulla by way of TKO

your efforts echo the very sentiments and are equivalent to that of noddy's earlier rounds this year

gives his all and tries his heart out but comes up equal to his stature

pitty is laughable - ha ha - i laugh in your direction

 

[Go Nulla]

Pity is spelt with only one t spider, and if your looking for someone to pity go take a look in the mirror.

 

[Sheros los Deros]

Maybe instead of being a dickhead you can get a life you gherkin. Now go and play in the traffic child and don't waste my time boy.

I take it you don't like Gherkins?

http://www.themostannoyingsiteintheworld.co.uk/index.asp

 

[spider]

Pity is spelt with only one t spider, and if your looking for someone to pity go take a look in the mirror.

is that all you have - pick me up on a spelling mistake - lol

you are worse than i thought - i really do pity (only the one t) you

i love all mirrors - as would you if you were half the bloke i am

 

[Go Nulla]

Your a girl spider.

 

[spider]

there we go - now why are you upset again?

you can measure the worth of a man by his nous - want to borrow some nulla?

your retorts indicate you could do with it

 

[Go Nulla]

ha ha ha better go nite nites now precious.

 

[spider]

sleep well then wont you

 

[GregoryP]

What is this tripe? Does this place have moderators or something? What is their job?

 

[spider]

how is the head today gregory?

 

[dolph_sharkphin]

This is my personal experience with Paris yesterday.

I'll set the scene.
I went surfing up the coast on Sat and didn't get home until about 3 pm...gone all day.
The missus looked after the kid.
Sunday...I get given the order to look after the kid as the missus has lots of work to do and she couldn't do it on Sat.
titt for tatt.

I was going to take the grommie to the game but it was raining ....he is 2 etc.

So we set up camp in the garage down stairs .
I set up his cubbyhouse and a couple of chairs...the beer fridge is full.

Things are going smoothly ...( although he was really testing my concentration on the game).

Then ...enter Paris.
He gets the ball and makes that pathetic run.

So I lash out with ''RUN YA FUGGEN twinkie''!... as loud as I can.

Next thing I hear is the missus screaming at me from upstairs.

STOP SWEARING IN FRONT OF insert kids name.

Kid starts crying and wants mummy.

It is half time now ...
We go back upstairs and the missus says we need to talk.

I'm half cut and fired up now.

Next thing I know we are having a full blown argument about who does what around the house.
The footy is on in the background ....the kid is crying ...the chicken in the oven is burning and she is screaming .

fug me.

The entire second half was ruined.

If Paris had run the ball back with even half a fat I probably would have said nothing and had a nice afternoon.

So fug you Paris.

Absolute classic. PMSL and spat me drink onto the screen. Goodonya mate, best post of the year so far! Loved it.:lol:

 

[dolph_sharkphin]

For the record, my cheese and kisses goes for the sharkies. always has. But I do feel for blokes who's missus goes for another team, especially if its the Dragoons. That surely must be one test of true love. Goodonya's. I dunno if I could do it.

 

[DJDL]

Jerkin the gherkin over nicely trimmed mer...........no don't go there.

Frenzy! 14,143 posts and that is about the best of them :lol:

Pity is spelt with only one t spider, and if your looking for someone to pity go take a look in the mirror.

Don't you love it when people pick others up on spelling/typographical errors only to make one themselves in the same post.

The spelling you were looking for is "you're" as in an abbreviation of "you are"

Oops.......

 

[coolumsharkie]

Yes it's an instant karma thing, don't harrass the typo God.

 

[spider]

im just dirty now i missed it at the time !!!

 

[Quigs]

Yeah I reckon all posters should spell properley.

Cheers
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