Apparently modern day humans can not play rugby league for 80 mins though Surely. We can't get rid of the interchange!!!!!!! No, no, no. We must have giant 'athletes' sitting on the bench ready to 'make an impact' for 10 mins and be paid a motza for it.
I mean why would we want to see halves and hookers be creative with running and passing when we can have a defensive line stand offside all game and when they get tired replace them with a fresh player to keep the line in shmick shape for the entire 80 mins?
Great to watch. While we're at it, let's bend the ball carrier into a pretzel as he lays on the ground with three gargantuans on him and make sure he can't play the ball till we've had a rest. Then we'll stand in front of the ref, take off before the dummy half gets his hands on the ball and smash the next ball carrier as he catches the pass!