People you want to punch in the face

[Rhino_NQ]

It must have been a special kind of hell for you to work at Seaworld. I went for a stroll through there over the Christmas break for want of anything better to do (it's 10 minutes drive from my parents apartment and I have a VIP pass). It was rife with mums pushing strollers, kids hollering for ice cream and yes hordes of Asian tourists. I hadn't been there since I was a kid but I got the hell out of there inside an hour after seeing the sharks, dolphins, polar bears and penguins.

I might go back in winter when the place is empty.

was a great perv atleast

 

[Joker's Wild]

Its like the f**kers in shopping centres that walk straight in front of me when Im pushing the kids around in their pram. They look straight at you yet just dont seem to comprehend that they are blocking the way.

 

[Jason Maher]

People who hate Shane Watson (though it must be said that he does have quite a punchable face).

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Its like the f**kers in shopping centres that walk straight in front of me when Im pushing the kids around in their pram. They look straight at you yet just dont seem to comprehend that they are blocking the way.

Or the people who stop in the middle of an isle for no apparent reason when you are walking right behind them.

A particular favourite of mine is when you are walking behind an entire family or group of friends who amble along a few steps slower than everyone else and yet spread out so that they do this while blocking an entire walkway.

 

[thorson1987]

Its like the f**kers in shopping centres that walk straight in front of me when Im pushing the kids around in their pram. They look straight at you yet just dont seem to comprehend that they are blocking the way.

I walk straight into the bastards.

Also the groups of teenagers who stop all of a sudden blocking the entire path. Move to the sides if you are going to just stand there and talk.

 

[Jason Maher]

I have the wife and kids well trained in the "block the walkway" dance. I don't actually recall said training, but I figure it must have been me...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

The absolute best is the people who get to the bottom of an escalator and stop cold.

I saw a lady do it at Parramatta station one afternoon peak hour.

Caused a 15 person stacks on pile up.

Hopefully the fact that she was on the bottom of this pile up taught her a valuable lesson...

You may stop but the escalator doesn't.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

ive been about 30m behind an asian lady before on a footpath about 3m wide (and we were the only two pedestrians in the street) and as i came close to her managed to zig zag so i couldn't pass her for about 10m. It should be classed as a syndrome or a level of geniusation because it boggles to mind how/why they do it

 

[Silent Knight]

Sometimes I wish I just drove a street cleaner.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Silent Knight the non contributor.

 

[Jason Maher]

AlwaysGreen the self-appointed moderator of acceptable content.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jason Maher the president of the Shane Watson fan club.

 

[Horrie Is God]

The pope..

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

People who hate Shane Watson (though it must be said that he does have quite a punchable face).

It's hard to hate Shane Watson. He's never fit and in the team for long enough to do anything hate worthy.

The guys Hammies are made out of rice crispies.

 

[Jason Maher]

Jason Maher the president of the Shane Watson fan club.

*Dave Warner Fan Club

 

[Hallatia]

People who hate Shane Watson (though it must be said that he does have quite a punchable face).

I don't hate him, I just think he's a turd burger who has a punch in the face coming to him

 

[dogslife]

Modern cricketers who can't handle both test and one day series in the one summer, give yourselves an uppercut too

 

[Big Pete]

This...thing!

Usually I don't care but my god...look at it!

 

[Hallatia]

what's that?

it's so tempting to say that it looks like you, but because you're my friend I won't say it

 

[Skinner]

The absolute best is the people who get to the bottom of an escalator and stop cold.

I saw a lady do it at Parramatta station one afternoon peak hour.

Caused a 15 person stacks on pile up.

Hopefully the fact that she was on the bottom of this pile up taught her a valuable lesson...

You may stop but the escalator doesn't.

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