People you want to punch in the face

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

This...thing!

Usually I don't care but my god...look at it!

Yup, that merkin needs a good belting.

Repeatedly.

 

[Big Pete]

what's that?

it's so tempting to say that it looks like you, but because you're my friend I won't say it

:lol: he does remind me of one of my old Wii caricatures but honey please!

It's Jonathan Moylan, a hippy who set up a stock hoax which cost Tinkler hundreds of millions, all because he believed that the company was endangering koala habitat. :roll:

I'm in a very expressive mood.

 

[thorson1987]

:lol: he does remind me of one of my old Wii caricatures but honey please!

It's Jonathan Moylan, a hippy who set up a stock hoax which cost Tinkler hundreds of millions, all because he believed that the company was endangering koala habitat. :roll:

I'm in a very expressive mood.

Heard about that.

I'm no legal eagle but would Tinky Boy be able to sue the merkin?

 

[Jason Maher]

Doubt there would be any point suing him, as he wouldn't have any money to pay up.

Also, I take umbrage at someone who supports a team captained by Graham Smith calling Our Watto a turd burgler.

 

[Hallatia]

I called him a turd burger. Repeatedly too.

I don't deny that Graeme Smith is one of the most unlikeable men in world sport, but that does not make Watson any less a turd burger

 

[Hallatia]

:lol: turd burgler

 

[Pete Cash]

This...thing!

Usually I don't care but my god...look at it!

Jesus he has a severe case of the smugs.

 

[Apey]

The 225 is way more useful than the 226...

Apey, the non contributor.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lisa Simpson. Thinks she's better than everyone else.

 

[Misanthrope]

People who are outraged at the ESPN commentator pointing out how smoking hot that quarterback's piece of tail was.

 

[Bazal]

I loled at that. All he said was that she was a damn beautiful woman. How is that insulting or wrong?

 

[Misanthrope]

Ugly women complain about things.

 

[kia ora storm]

Pro gun lobbyists in USA...red neck knuckle draggers.

 

[dogslife]

People who take their lives too seriously

 

[Gas Panic!]

Bitches who would rather spend their day whinging about how cold it is in the office than STFU and do some work.

 

[madunit]

Women talking about their plumbing at work. I don't give a f**k about your f**king fallopian tubes!

Anyone who asks stupid questions, or states the bleeding f**king obvious.

Just last week I had a haircut

Dickhead: You've had a haircut
Me: Have I? *Touches head* Holy f**k I have, how the hell did that happen?
Dickhead: No need to be a sarcastic prick
Me: No need to tell me what I already f**king know. Do you often sleepwalk to the hairdresser to get a haircut?

 

[Hallatia]

I think he was trying to be nice and tell you that he noticed, I like the sarcastic response, but he didn't see it coming and felt offended. You know, according to the Child Protection Act of I believe it was 1998, sarcasm is considered child abuse and it is actually therefore illegal for school teachers to be sarcastic to their students

 

[Parra]

Anyone who asks stupid questions, or states the bleeding f**king obvious.

Just last week I had a haircut

Dickhead: You've had a haircut
Me: Have I? *Touches head* Holy f**k I have, how the hell did that happen?
Dickhead: No need to be a sarcastic prick
Me: No need to tell me what I already f**king know. Do you often sleepwalk to the hairdresser to get a haircut?

You must've loved the few hot days we've just had.

 

[madunit]

I will cause offence if greeted with stupidity.

Coulda said "Nice haircut"

Instead decided to insinuate that I had no idea that my hair had been cut.

Same twat later went on to tell it was hot outside. The temperature that day reached 43.

I replied "That would explain why I didn't see any snow outside"

if it weren't for me, this office would be dead boring.

 

[Hallatia]

it might just be the way it reads, but there seems to be something a bit aggressive about your liveliness