I was at the gym yesterday and this girl was working out on the bench press machine. I was sitting opposite her and noticed she had ear phones on turned up really loudly.
She then, mid-rep, let out the loudest fart I have heard in ages. Like the ones you do and you are sure you've not only ripped your pants but also a hole in the ozone layer. She didn't even blink. I just looked straight ahead and tried not to laugh but the girl working out next to me lost it completely.
- s**ts who show as much meat as they can... getting the attention of everyone with a dick in the gym, and LOVING it
Ummm dude... I was talking about women, not men. I guess the censoring kind of worked, but the two letters that were censored were actually "lu" ;-)
Yeah but what about the women who show stuff off too ?
- Random guys who just start talking to you about work outs and stuff... I'm there by myself, I'd like to keep it that way.
I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.
It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.
Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.
I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.
It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.
Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.
I hate:
Guys who don't put weights away, or put them in the wrong spot, make me want to smack them. It isn't hard and it is just so bloody rude.
Also people who use the power rack when they very obviously don't need to - such as for doing bicep curls (2.5kg on the bar, feel the pain!!) or squatting just the bar for longer than just a warmup session.
And dudes in singlets with horrible, horrible tatts that should be covered up or removed with lasers. And muscle shirts, on anyone. And lycra on dudes. And people with trainers they have literally worn holes in. Buy some new shoes you cheap bastards.
And really fat people who take it way too easy. Good on them for actually making it through the door, but if you are going to the gym, you should be rooted by the time you walk out. If you want a leisurely walk, do it outside.
Also, at my gym there are this massive fat dude, and this sinewey cut dude, who both sit (or worse yet, stand with one foot on the bench) naked in the change rooms for far, far too long. FFS it is a change room, not a nudist colony.
And cut bastards. How I hate you and your working metabolisms.
definite pet hatesI hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.
It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.
Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.
I hate:
Guys who don't put weights away, or put them in the wrong spot, make me want to smack them. It isn't hard and it is just so bloody rude.
Also people who use the power rack when they very obviously don't need to - such as for doing bicep curls (2.5kg on the bar, feel the pain!!) or squatting just the bar for longer than just a warmup session.
And dudes in singlets with horrible, horrible tatts that should be covered up or removed with lasers. And muscle shirts, on anyone. And lycra on dudes. And people with trainers they have literally worn holes in. Buy some new shoes you cheap bastards.
And really fat people who take it way too easy. Good on them for actually making it through the door, but if you are going to the gym, you should be rooted by the time you walk out. If you want a leisurely walk, do it outside.
Also, at my gym there are this massive fat dude, and this sinewey cut dude, who both sit (or worse yet, stand with one foot on the bench) naked in the change rooms for far, far too long. FFS it is a change room, not a nudist colony.
And cut bastards. How I hate you and your working metabolisms.
wow i can see why you were beaten up at school
Guys that accidently sh*t in the shower and then try to work it down the drainhole with their toes.
I think they are the same ones who spray toilet bowls in public toilets, get your arse fixed.
this is the worst thread read in a while bet most of you guys are absolutely clueless
"oh i know what im doing"
ahahahahaha
this is the worst thread read in a while bet most of you guys are absolutely clueless
"oh i know what im doing"
ahahahahaha