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Pet hates in gyms

Noa

First Grade
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Tight, body hugging lycra on nubile, sweaty females.

Man I hate that !!!!!
 

St. Linnane

First Grade
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8,694
People who treadmill or bike and with a Danielle Steele novel.

I mean, I am sure any exercise is good exercise, but seriously if you are going to make an effort to go to the gym focus on what you are therefore.
 

Zigwaa

Bench
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2,744
I was at the gym yesterday and this girl was working out on the bench press machine. I was sitting opposite her and noticed she had ear phones on turned up really loudly.

She then, mid-rep, let out the loudest fart I have heard in ages. Like the ones you do and you are sure you've not only ripped your pants but also a hole in the ozone layer. She didn't even blink. I just looked straight ahead and tried not to laugh but the girl working out next to me lost it completely.

Haha, that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

My pet hate is when you drop a sneaky fart in the corner of the gym, then the hottest girl in the place walk over to do an exercise and her eyes start to water from the stench.

Machine hogs and heroes too.
 
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No idea whether these have been mentioned but here's mine:

- Tiny, pre-pubescent 15 year old boys wearing bodybuilding singlets
- Lightbulbs. Big upper body, chicken legs. (These people generally always wear trackpants to the gym)
- Fat people walking around the weights area like they're big (no! lets strip that fat away and THEN see how big you are)
- People who say they're cutting, then give up 2 weeks later because the discipline for it is too hard
- Pretty much any machine exercise that can be substituted with a free weight movement
- People's infatuation with doing chest/arms on Fridays
- Personal trainers who don't look like they even train themselves. It's often a case of the small leading the fat.

:lol:
 

Bulldog Force

Referee
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  • s**ts who show as much meat as they can... getting the attention of everyone with a dick in the gym, and LOVING it
  • Fatties who come to the gym to work off fat, and walk out of Pizza Hut with their dinner 20 minutes later
  • Steroid abusers at the gym (if you love your body so much, why are you abusing it too??)
  • People trying to sell Viagra at the gym (same sh*t, different smell)
  • Morons who set the gym up so that treadmill and exercise bikes are setup in the front window (like we REALLY want to see fatties working it)
Outside the gym:

  • Fitness First morons trying to get you to join, and;
  • Fitness First morons actually calling you when you give them your number


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Expect The Worst
 

Frailty

First Grade
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- Random guys who just start talking to you about work outs and stuff... I'm there by myself, I'd like to keep it that way.
- People watching comedies on their iphone/ipod touch whilst on the bikes and then laughing loudly on it.
- People talking on their phones on the treadmill doing a slow walk.
- People on the treadmill walking/running so close to the front that they keep hitting the rim before the actual belt making loud scraping noises.
 

macavity

Referee
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20,638
- Random guys who just start talking to you about work outs and stuff... I'm there by myself, I'd like to keep it that way.

I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.

It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.

Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.

I hate:

Guys who don't put weights away, or put them in the wrong spot, make me want to smack them. It isn't hard and it is just so bloody rude.

Also people who use the power rack when they very obviously don't need to - such as for doing bicep curls (2.5kg on the bar, feel the pain!!) or squatting just the bar for longer than just a warmup session.

And dudes in singlets with horrible, horrible tatts that should be covered up or removed with lasers. And muscle shirts, on anyone. And lycra on dudes. And people with trainers they have literally worn holes in. Buy some new shoes you cheap bastards.

And really fat people who take it way too easy. Good on them for actually making it through the door, but if you are going to the gym, you should be rooted by the time you walk out. If you want a leisurely walk, do it outside.

Also, at my gym there are this massive fat dude, and this sinewey cut dude, who both sit (or worse yet, stand with one foot on the bench) naked in the change rooms for far, far too long. FFS it is a change room, not a nudist colony.

And cut bastards. How I hate you and your working metabolisms.
 

Frailty

First Grade
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9,450
I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.

It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.

Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.

I'm not hating on those on who say G'day - that's polite, particularly if it is the same people you see. And I don't mind random people giving tips...

... My reference was those that start full on conversations - and you don't even know them.
 

Dirty Hoe

Juniors
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1,587
I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.

It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.

Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.

I hate:

Guys who don't put weights away, or put them in the wrong spot, make me want to smack them. It isn't hard and it is just so bloody rude.

Also people who use the power rack when they very obviously don't need to - such as for doing bicep curls (2.5kg on the bar, feel the pain!!) or squatting just the bar for longer than just a warmup session.

And dudes in singlets with horrible, horrible tatts that should be covered up or removed with lasers. And muscle shirts, on anyone. And lycra on dudes. And people with trainers they have literally worn holes in. Buy some new shoes you cheap bastards.

And really fat people who take it way too easy. Good on them for actually making it through the door, but if you are going to the gym, you should be rooted by the time you walk out. If you want a leisurely walk, do it outside.

Also, at my gym there are this massive fat dude, and this sinewey cut dude, who both sit (or worse yet, stand with one foot on the bench) naked in the change rooms for far, far too long. FFS it is a change room, not a nudist colony.

And cut bastards. How I hate you and your working metabolisms.

wow i can see why you were beaten up at school
 

GuardDog

Juniors
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343
I hate rude pricks who act like they are Mr T and take it all a bit too seriously.

It isn't a social club, I agree, but nothing wrong with saying g'day to the regulars - comes in handy for a spot. I have picked up some fantastic tips from those "random guys" too.

Unless you are Mr Universe, it never hurts to swap notes. If you don't want to be bothered, I suggest getting some outrageous piercings. Or wearing lycra.

I hate:

Guys who don't put weights away, or put them in the wrong spot, make me want to smack them. It isn't hard and it is just so bloody rude.

Also people who use the power rack when they very obviously don't need to - such as for doing bicep curls (2.5kg on the bar, feel the pain!!) or squatting just the bar for longer than just a warmup session.

And dudes in singlets with horrible, horrible tatts that should be covered up or removed with lasers. And muscle shirts, on anyone. And lycra on dudes. And people with trainers they have literally worn holes in. Buy some new shoes you cheap bastards.

And really fat people who take it way too easy. Good on them for actually making it through the door, but if you are going to the gym, you should be rooted by the time you walk out. If you want a leisurely walk, do it outside.

Also, at my gym there are this massive fat dude, and this sinewey cut dude, who both sit (or worse yet, stand with one foot on the bench) naked in the change rooms for far, far too long. FFS it is a change room, not a nudist colony.

And cut bastards. How I hate you and your working metabolisms.
definite pet hates
 

Surely

Post Whore
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101,231
Guys that accidently sh*t in the shower and then try to work it down the drainhole with their toes.

I think they are the same ones who spray toilet bowls in public toilets, get your arse fixed.
 
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Guys that accidently sh*t in the shower and then try to work it down the drainhole with their toes.

I think they are the same ones who spray toilet bowls in public toilets, get your arse fixed.

That's a shocker...chokitos in the shower. Disgusting.
 

DaSuperHero2

"Moderator"
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this is the worst thread read in a while bet most of you guys are absolutely clueless

"oh i know what im doing"

ahahahahaha
 

Dirty Hoe

Juniors
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1,587
this is the worst thread read in a while bet most of you guys are absolutely clueless

"oh i know what im doing"

ahahahahaha

no offence bro...but having a pic of you posing, that you took yourself even is f**kin hilarious

now you were definately beaten up at school!
 

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