Pet hates in gyms

[Surely]

I hate it when i get an erection in the shower and the other guy in there winks at me.

 

[GB!]

I hate it when i get an erection in the shower and the other guy in there winks at me.

i hate when i get an erection from looking at the hot chick with her boobs almost hanging out, then she calls you a perve when she notices it!

 

[Surely]

i hate when i get an erection from looking at the hot chick with her boobs almost hanging out, then she calls you a perve when she notices it!

Just use some duct tape to tape it to your leg, if you have waxed thighs it doesnt hurt when you tear it off, well not a real lot.

 

[Mr Angry]

I struggle to get burbs there after a couple of cones

 

[roopy]

I find fanny farts in aerobics class to be definately unladylike.

 

[Surely]

I find fanny farts in aerobics class to be definately unladylike.

You could probably use some duct tape too then.

 

[roopy]

You could probably use some duct tape too then.

They'd probably object to that.

 

[Surely]

I cant see why i liken it to placing your coat over a puddle of water so the lady doesnt get her shoes wet.

 

[Thomas]

I was at the gym yesterday and this girl was working out on the bench press machine. I was sitting opposite her and noticed she had ear phones on turned up really loudly.

She then, mid-rep, let out the loudest fart I have heard in ages. Like the ones you do and you are sure you've not only ripped your pants but also a hole in the ozone layer. She didn't even blink. I just looked straight ahead and tried not to laugh but the girl working out next to me lost it completely.

 

[Danish]

Yep, there is nothing funnier than someone dropping their guts through strenuous exercise.


although if the offender is also mid-detox diet, the resulting odour tends to kill the hilarity, along with any plants, insects and low-flying birds in the area.

 

[Chook Herron]

I strip paint off the walls when I drop my guts after I have a whey protein shake

 

[GuardDog]

i hate when i get an erection from looking at the hot chick with her boobs almost hanging out, then she calls you a perve when she notices it!

haha yep typical prck tease she really loves the attention they all do
if u can be bothered find out her rego plate number then nxt time shes being a b!tch whisper to her that u know it then deny the whole thing if she tries to report you

 

[Scorpio30]

haha yep typical prck tease she really loves the attention they all do
if u can be bothered find out her rego plate number then nxt time shes being a b!tch whisper to her that u know it then deny the whole thing if she tries to report you

I didnt want to say...but its true.

 

[Shorty]

I was at the gym yesterday and this girl was working out on the bench press machine. I was sitting opposite her and noticed she had ear phones on turned up really loudly.

She then, mid-rep, let out the loudest fart I have heard in ages. Like the ones you do and you are sure you've not only ripped your pants but also a hole in the ozone layer. She didn't even blink. I just looked straight ahead and tried not to laugh but the girl working out next to me lost it completely.

I strip paint off the walls when I drop my guts after I have a whey protein shake

LOL:lol::lol:

 

[Tiny12]

ha ha this is funny!!
I hate people who have immaculate hair and wear designer cargo shorts and a pristine vest and those pristine plimsolls things...and they don't sweat. your goign to the gym not a night out!

I'm in on the BS chatting between sets too and people who discuss muscle definition in the mirrors in the change room.
I'm glad I left that gym, I will take roid munching juice heads any day!

Oh and when some one is on a punch bad...the merkin who whispers "yea I could have him" to his BS chatting mate..inbetween there sets!!

 

[Surely]

Do you like shower time though Tiny ?

 

[perverse]

my pet hate would be all that exercising going on.

 

[Shorty]

Honestly, I don't mind chatting...as long as it's not chatting to me while I'm jogging...because it's impossible.
But having a chat between sets for about 30 seconds is ok, proving they're not overly loud.

One thing I can't stand as a trainer, is other trainers who are, loud and obnoxious and I can't hear myself talk!

 

[Tiny12]

Do you like shower time though Tiny ?

I love Shower time...:shock:!!!!!

 

[Snoochies]

2 hates,

Small man syndrome and fat women who keep doing the same thing over and over again!