Pet hates in gyms

[Smack]

I go early at 4am, I couldn't handle the after work crowd either lol

 

[thorson1987]

Not so much a pet hate of gyms, more a pet hate when I go to the gym.

When I forget to charge my headphones the night before and get stuck listening to their shit music.

 

[myrrh ken]

People who take their f**king shoes off.

They are the ones that stink and walk right past the free bo basher

 

[Life's Good]

Couples that train together. I don’t mean the ones who get to the gym & split(male does weights, female does treadmill for example). It’s the ones who actually train TOGETHER & turn their workout into a recreation of Demi Moore & Patrick Swayze clay pot moulding scene from Ghost

 

[myrrh ken]

People who exeecise in jeans

People who come in, straight to a machine, load the plates, do one or two sets of low reps with limited range of motion, then walk out.

 

[Kagdar]

+1 for fatties

 

[crocodile]

Pet hate in gyms - exercise

 

[Smack]

gym thots that go dressed like super sluts seeking attention, dudes overly grunting with 20k dumbells, people leaving shit all over the place cause mummy cleans up after them

 

[myrrh ken]

gym thots that go dressed like super sluts seeking attention

sif youre not having a cheeky perv

 

[Smack]

 

[Pantherjim.]

People who sit on weights machines for up to 5 f*cking minutes between sets, looking at Twitter or FB on their phones and then coming up to you, asking you how many sets you have left, and then asking if they can “work in with you” when you tell them you only have two sets left.

No! F*ck off and do something else until I’ve finished!

 

[myrrh ken]

There's a bloke who wears boat shoes. Annoying.

 

[Smack]

There's a bloke who wears boat shoes. Annoying.

check outside to see if there is a boat

 

[myrrh ken]

check outside to see if there is a boat

He's not even on the rowing machine.

 

[The Charlatan]

Don't miss any of this shit at all.

Hated when you would have someone park up on the machine next to you that smelt like a cross between manure and off dairy product.

 

[Life's Good]

The a**holes who didn’t heed the repeated warnings about dropping their weights & creating enough noise that the residents above forced councils hand leading to the closure of my local Anytime F. Just because you train with noise cancelling headphones doesn’t give you a licence to be oblivious.

 

[Aragorn]

Girls wearing super tight outfits are a massive distraction for me

 

[Port Panther]

Poor form , incorrect range of motion , using momentum for weights that are too heavy in the first place and pencil neck geeks with scrawney physiques.
Also people that think they're HUGE but aren't...... not even intermediate .

 

[Chippy73]

* Meathead bros that are rude or intimidating to obvious beginners.

* Show offs that load up the bar on the power rack with 160 kg plus or whatever, knee sleeves and belt like they're Brian Shaw, get under the bar and then descend to a depth of an incredible 3 inches, not fooling anyone dickhead.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

I haven't set foot in a gym for over 15 years but there is just one thing I'd like to do.

Throw a dumbbell through every mirror in the place.

That'll teach the narrcisist f**k knuckles to stare at themselves in the mirror.