Petty things that give you the shits…

[BatteredFlake]

That depressing moment of self realisation .....I take some ignorant young person who knows nothing.....teach them everything I know ....only to find out they still know nothing. lol

 

[DJDL]

That depressing moment of self realisation .....I take some ignorant young person who knows nothing.....teach them everything I know ....only to find out they still know nothing. lol

One of my mum’s favourite sayings:
I used to know pharque nothing, now I know pharque all.

 

[Mojo]

Taking my toddler to a Dr and finding he shoved a sultana up his left nostril.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Those who say they seen something when they actually mean they saw something.

I’ve seen this heaps.

 

[Eion]

Shits me that the violet crumble honeycomb is superior to the crunchie honeycomb…..however the crunchie chocolate is superior to the violet crumble chocolate.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Taking my toddler to a Dr and finding he shoved a sultana up his left nostril.

My daughter who's 3 did the same thing not long back with a jelly bean. Yet another 6+ hours at the hospital

 

[Mojo]

Fast talking men with very high-pitched voices selling ladders that contort into absurd positions, frying pans that can resist a power drill and mops that the paid studio audience find exciting.

 

[Mojo]

Having to change someone else’s kid’s dirty nappy, invariably just before dinner, and then being congratulated by the women for being such a new age guy.

 

[Mojo]

My daughter who's 3 did the same thing not long back with a jelly bean. Yet another 6+ hours at the hospital

Was it a black one? That would hurt more I reckon.

 

[Stake Removed]

Name changes of lollies because someone dosent like the name anymore

 

[Frenzy.]

Was it a black one? That would hurt more I reckon.

Don't you mean "was it a colour neutral one?"

 

[Frenzy.]

Cheer cheese.

 

[Frenzy.]

Gender neutral pronouns for God. That would be God the Father, God the Son and God the holy spirit who is referred to him/he in the new testament.

 

[Frenzy.]

The re writing of Roald Dahl's books where Augustus Gloop is now ‘enormous’ instead of ‘fat’, Mrs Twit no longer ‘ugly’ and Oompa Loompas are gender neutral.

 

[Mojo]

Don't you mean "was it a colour neutral one?"

I thought about it but black is said to be the “absence of color” when all light radiation is removed.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/col.22727#:~:text=Black%20is%20said%20to%20be,all%20light%20radiation%20is%20removed.

So, regardless of the original colour of the jellybean, it would have been black whilst inserted in your daughter's nostril, due to the absence of light radiation.

 

[Mojo]

The re writing of Roald Dahl's books where Augustus Gloop is now ‘enormous’ instead of ‘fat’, Mrs Twit no longer ‘ugly’ and Oompa Loompas are gender neutral.

I maintain the conviction that both God and Oompa Loompas are endowed with male genitalia.

 

[Mojo]

The re writing of Roald Dahl's books where Augustus Gloop is now ‘enormous’ instead of ‘fat’, Mrs Twit no longer ‘ugly’ and Oompa Loompas are gender neutral.

You're not allowed to call him Dahl anymore either. It's Roald Person That We're Fond Of.

 

[Mojo]

Name changes of lollies because someone dosent like the name anymore

When will they do something about 'gobstoppers' and 'flakes'? Dirty bastards!

 

[Frenzy.]

I maintain the conviction that both God and Oompa Loompas are endowed with male genitalia.

Yes, but what gender does that make them in 2023?

 

[Miller was a legend]

Fekkwits who stand at dummy half throwing their arms in the air begging for penalties

Kents who take dives and doing anything else fake to try and get penalties

Over aggressive wingers. Even Ronnie is shitting me lately. Play prop and earn the right you pretenders.

Cliches - overused and dated

Pressers - boring as batshit and always the same

Scrums. Well the facsimile versions of today at least. What point is there to them?

Redcliffe using Fins Up. That's ours. Has been for years.

10 second play the balls near the end of the game.

Non publication of rule changes. Yeah the press tells us but the NRL never explains the reasoning and idiosyncrasies of them. The rule changes are always so subjective to whatever they want to make up at the time or keep secret the rationale.

The week in, week out inconsistency of officials

Rugby league journalism.

Golden Field Goal. Booooorrriiiinnnnggggggg.

Phil Rothfield.

Felix

There'll be more.

Pity the game leads to addiction

You left out spreadsheets and the nerds that love em