Petty things that give you the shits…

[Frenzy.]

The NRA.
Tradies with V8 utes and two bull terriers.
Astrologers who have American Indian spirit guides.

I would apply this singularly as well.

 

[Frenzy.]

Here, when the writer means hear.

 

[Mojo]

Alanis Morissette singing 'isn't it ironic?' and then listing 50 situations that aren't, in fact, examples of irony.
Rap artists that think bad rhyming couplets, focusing on the subjects of self, sex, drugs, violence and despair amount to poetic genius.

 

[Mojo]

Here, when the writer means hear.

hear hear

 

[Mojo]

Not petty - but it's compulsory - DONALD f**kING TRUMP!!!! (The inevitable mash-up of all things contemptable emanating from the American cult of celebrity).

 

[Frenzy.]

Not petty - but it's compulsory - DONALD f**kING TRUMP!!!! (The inevitable mash-up of all things contemptable emanating from the American cult of celebrity).

Well, the only thing wrong with America is that it is full of Americans.

 

[shadowboxer]

OMG this strikes a chord. I had to sit through an in-service about weirdos just before Pride Day. My boss popped into office after to tell me what a load of shit that was.

Nekk day, same boss comes in to have a word because someone complained I wasn't wearing the Pride lanyard I was given to wear on Pride day. I claimed I was wearing it. As a jock strap.

True story

We have diversity training this week - and depending on how it is received we may need another session.
That is all

 

[Ozzi_78]

Alanis Morissette signing 'isn't it ironic?' and then listing 50 situations that aren't, in fact, examples of irony.

Do you need a knife?

 

[Chimp]

We did a similar ‘diversity’ piece at my old work - as we went through the slides, there’d been a very obvious attempt to include photos of almost every race possible, some rainbow warriors, various disabilities… I made a comment along the lines of ‘nice to see there’s been photos of at least 1 of each type’ - apparently that was not a sign of mature and diverse thinking….

 

[Frenzy.]

We did a similar ‘diversity’ piece at my old work - as we went through the slides, there’d been a very obvious attempt to include photos of almost every race possible, some rainbow warriors, various disabilities… I made a comment along the lines of ‘nice to see there’s been photos of at least 1 of each type’ - apparently that was not a sign of mature and diverse thinking….

Did you wear your lanyard?

There's another petty hate. Your when the writer means you're and vice versa.

 

[Weaponhead]

We have diversity training this week - and depending on how it is received we may need another session.
That is all

Isn't it ironic,
Don't you think?
It's like diversity training
When everyone has to think the same
Wear the lanyard
Or I'll call you mean names
Support our cause
And don't point out any flaws
Cause we don't care what you say
You useless white male

 

[DJDL]

Alanis Morissette singing 'isn't it ironic?' and then listing 50 situations that aren't, in fact, examples of irony.
Rap artists that think bad rhyming couplets, focusing on the subjects of self, sex, drugs, violence and despair amount to poetic genius.

When some dolt mentions that pharquing song and then I can’t get it out of my head.

QUAAAARNT!!!

 

[Frenzy.]

da instead of the.

 

[taipan]

Getting a full on nasal intake of extremely bad body odour of some great unwashed in the fruit and vegetable aisle.
Watching people sniff fruit , or sampling grapes .
Moving my daughter's car, and when I hit the ignition I get the bang crash wallop of 1k decibels hit my old ear drums.
Oh and losing an argument , I'm a poor loser.

 

[chiana]

Prunes

 

[Quigs]

Whingers, and worst (or is it worse) still, whingers that won't shut up.

Yeah and far can Tories. I don't like Tories.

Hey and what's wrong with Prunes? They keep me regular.

 

[bluefox68]

Farting in the aisles

 

[bluefox68]

MAFS

I’m a celebrity…

Love Island

Farmer wants…

The Bachelor..

ETC

 

[ColdWetPanther]

Being told ‘there is plenty more to come after the break’, sitting through said ad-break and then coming back for some terrible banter, a goodbye and then the credits.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Every weekend, roster day, any day off where i wake up at 5am or even earlier and get straight up, then every work day pressing snooze to the point where i know I'll be late but still dozing off for an extra 5 minutes