Petty things that give you the shits…

[DJDL]

Mitchell Moses when the opposition is on the attack or scoring a try somehow MM lands flat on his back with his arms raised complaining about not being able to tackle. He just runs into an opposition player on purpose with no intention to tackle.

You had me at Mitchell Moses

 

[Ozzi_78]

Chanel 9 commentators.

F#$King woeful. Everything Burton kicks they near blow a load

This made me lol

 

[Quigs]

When the sharks are set down to play the same day and time as the home game of the Mighty Emu Park Emus.

 

[Mojo]

very petty

Thanks - that's the point of this thread, after all.

 

[Mojo]

Short drop outs. It should only be allowed from a kick off. Applying pressure for repeat sets is a skill. Drop outs are a cheap 50/50 shot

I was just about to say that. More like a 90/10 against IMO. They just invite repeated attack and, even when the team wins possession, they're in their own red zone. They also love to flirt with the extremities of the field. Fcking drill it down the guts as far as possible, chase hard and tackle the pricks.

Also, kicking it dead on the kick off.

but .... even more petty and more shits inducing: everything Kardashian

 

[Ozzi_78]

Jimmy “look at me” Smith.

 

[Chimp]

A couple more for me….

1 - The saying ‘I don’t disagree’… how about you just say ‘I agree’ - but the truth is, people use this phrase when what they really mean is ‘I think you’re a dickhead, so don’t want to ever admit to agreeing with you on something, or give you credit for being right for once; but on this occasion, I do agree with you’.

2 - This dickhead that is running the ‘Rugby Australian’. He’s clearly using the Suallii signing as a promotional tool for RU, and keeps making inflammatory remarks about the NRL just to get into a media spat, to keep himself and RU in the media and feeling relevant. I think we should banish any player who signs with RU to reserves so RU get no development and no airtime from stealing RL players. I’d also say player contracts should all actually be NRL contracts, and their actual NRL contract should be for 1 year longer than their actual club deal, that way, players can’t sign on with RU on the sly to avoid being stood down. So if you sign a 3 year deal with a club for a total of $1m, it’s actually a 4 year NRL contract, and would be paid at $250k per year. If you don’t sign with another NRL club before the end of the 3 years, you’re sat not playing for 12 months on $250k. If you sign with RU 2 years into the deal; you’re in reserves and rotting for 2 years. I’m also more than happy for NRL to pay the wages for players being forced to rot, and clubs getting salary cap dispensation.

3 - National sports organisations using their country as the last part of their organisation name… ‘Rugby Australia’, ‘Team GB’… nobs

 

[Mojo]

Mick Jagger’s American singing accent.
John Williamson’s incessant Aussie jingoism.
Rod Stewart thinking he’s sexy.
Small aggressive dogs.
Unaffectionate cats.

 

[Chimp]

James Corden

 

[Stake Removed]

Short drop outs. It should only be allowed from a kick off. Applying pressure for repeat sets is a skill. Drop outs are a cheap 50/50 shot

You have to laugh though when the player grabs the ball before it goes 10, a rule everyone knows and hasn't changed since 1908

 

[Stake Removed]

A couple more for me….

1 - The saying ‘I don’t disagree’… how about you just say ‘I agree’ - but the truth is, people use this phrase when what they really mean is ‘I think you’re a dickhead, so don’t want to ever admit to agreeing with you on something, or give you credit for being right for once; but on this occasion, I do agree with you’.

2 - This dickhead that is running the ‘Rugby Australian’. He’s clearly using the Suallii signing as a promotional tool for RU, and keeps making inflammatory remarks about the NRL just to get into a media spat, to keep himself and RU in the media and feeling relevant. I think we should banish any player who signs with RU to reserves so RU get no development and no airtime from stealing RL players. I’d also say player contracts should all actually be NRL contracts, and their actual NRL contract should be for 1 year longer than their actual club deal, that way, players can’t sign on with RU on the sly to avoid being stood down. So if you sign a 3 year deal with a club for a total of $1m, it’s actually a 4 year NRL contract, and would be paid at $250k per year. If you don’t sign with another NRL club before the end of the 3 years, you’re sat not playing for 12 months on $250k. If you sign with RU 2 years into the deal; you’re in reserves and rotting for 2 years. I’m also more than happy for NRL to pay the wages for players being forced to rot, and clubs getting salary cap dispensation.

3 - National sports organisations using their country as the last part of their organisation name… ‘Rugby Australia’, ‘Team GB’… nobs

If only a country had the initials FU

 

[Special K]

When I get advice from the accountant or doctor then get home and the Mrs seems to know more than the professional

 

[taipan]

Getting 3 flat tyres within a month ,so many houses being knocked down and town houses /villas in their place.Nails everywhere.
Buying avocados and finding them with a black tinge when opened.
Forgetting where I've left things .
Grocery bill as bad as being king hit.
Being advised by electricity supplier contract expires next month" there will be no increase, but we have the right to increase costs ."IOW an increase is around the corner.
The May budget always fun night.

 

[Weaponhead]

When I get advice from the accountant or doctor then get home and the Mrs seems to know more than the professional

Save your money and ask her first.

 

[Mojo]

Save your money and ask her first.

Tell her you think you may have haemorrhoids and brace yourself.

 

[Mojo]

Barnaby and Lydia

 

[R-15-3]

Dragons fans over staying their welcome

 

[Frenzy.]

A couple more for me….

1 - The saying ‘I don’t disagree’… how about you just say ‘I agree’ - but the truth is, people use this phrase when what they really mean is ‘I think you’re a dickhead, so don’t want to ever admit to agreeing with you on something, or give you credit for being right for once; but on this occasion, I do agree with you’.

Hahaha Yes!

What about starting a sentence with "I don't mean to offend" or "don't take this the wrong way" when it's known that they are about to do exactly that

 

[Frenzy.]

All cats, not just the non affectionate ones.

People who come to work sick, coughing and spluttering everywhere.

Dirty Quants who spit on the street.

DELIVERY DRIVERS ON SCOOTERS. FEKKING MENACES

 

[taipan]

I forgot dodging dog sh*t on the Cronulla esplanade ,testing one's "athletic" ability.