Petty things that give you the shits…

[dinghydi]

Once had one where the bottle was broken inside - neck stuck straight up into my palm as I pierced it with the index finger with a decent stab into my palm!

and yet...i'd bet insurance blamed it on you !

 

[fizzgig]

and yet...i'd bet insurance blamed it on you !

Haha, wasn't to that level. Drowned it in teatree oil and drank the other 5 lol!

 

[coolumsharkie]

I could write a big list right now.

 

[Ozzi_78]

When you buy straws and the cleaner provided with it is shorter than the straw forcing you to turn it around to clean from both ends. A basic f**king design feature of a straw cleaner should be its longer than the f**king straw!

 

[R-15-3]

When you buy straws and the cleaner provided with it is shorter than the straw forcing you to turn it around to clean from both ends. A basic f**king design feature of a straw cleaner should be its longer than the f**king straw!

I bought 5000 big ass plastic straws and keep a heap in the glove boxes. Think of all those trees iv saved by not using paper ones.

 

[coolumsharkie]

1. NRLW
2.......

 

[Mojo]

Screw top lids on bottles that require super human strength and grip to open. Plastic sealed packages that require the contents to be damaged in order to open the package. Ring pulls on cans that break off rather than open the can.

 

[Chimp]

On bottle tops…. Not sure if these have reached Australian shores yet, but Coke have now begun manufacturing their bottle tops so that they don’t completely come off, they remain attached slightly, so when you try to drink out of a bottle, the lid just gets in the way - infuriating.

 

[bluefox68]

Screw top lids on bottles that require super human strength and grip to open. Plastic sealed packages that require the contents to be damaged in order to open the package. Ring pulls on cans that break off rather than open the can.

Every time I have to go within a whisker of damaging my shoulder in order to prove “I’ve still got it” I say to my wife - what do old people do in this situation?!?

 

[Quigs]

Leave me out of this Bluey, you bastard.

 

[bluefox68]

Leave me out of this Bluey, you bastard.

Ha ha - don’t worry, me OLD mate…

 

[Mojo]

Every time I have to go within a whisker of damaging my shoulder in order to prove “I’ve still got it” I say to my wife - what do old people do in this situation?!?

Exactly. I say the same thing.

 

[bluefox68]

1134. Making sure we have ‘X’ number of drag queens in Opening Ceremonies…

 

[DJDL]

Every time I have to go within a whisker of damaging my shoulder in order to prove “I’ve still got it” I say to my wife - what do old people do in this situation?!?

I read this before reading the quote you were replying to.
Thought you were referring to injuring yourself while having a voracious.

 

[Frenzy.]

Man buns. Especially the type nana used to wear. I'm looking at you Carrigan.

 

[DJDL]

This pharquing video overlay ad that’s just started showing up on mobile.

WTF is that all about?
And which UI/UX genius at LU approved it?

 

[R-15-3]

If this shit stays I’m not

 

[shadowboxer]

Skynet

 

[Frenzy.]

I can't see it because .....

I can't see it because I never use my phone for forum activities. Can't see the fekking thing.

 

[Frenzy.]

It's actually coming up on my Mac. Not that intrusive, if at all on the big screen