Places you would rather live in than Melbourne

[Alba]

trams>cityrail

 

[Twizzle]

you don't have to drive through Melbourne with City Rail trains all over the road

and no other place has those funny right hand turns

as you can gather, I hate Melbourne, worst city in Australia

Geelong is a nice place tho, GO CATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Schillaci]

trams>cityrail

cityrail>connex

 

[Eelementary]

I can't take Melbourne seriously...

* They don't know what a kebab is

* They madly follow the gayest sport of all time

* They don't have a Super 14 franchise



Only great thing to come out of Victoria was Shane Warne. And the Storm, I guess, seeing as they're the champs and that. Although they're "good" more than "great".

Shane Warne = GOD

 

[Dani]

It has meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Eelementary]

This is true.

It also has a pretty passionate footy side in the Storm.

But they are the AFL homeland, and, try as I might, I can't get into it. It is so soft...

Also, how they prefer those Greek dealios over a good, greasy kebab is beyond me...

 

[Dani]

I wanna move to Sydney

 

[Eelementary]

Sydney's worse - everyone goes for the Chooks, Knights, Tigers, Bunnies, Dragons, Panthers...:crazy:

 

[Machiavelli]

Rowville is where its at merkins

 

[Machiavelli]

why does thing change what I said

i said merkin not merkin

 

[Machiavelli]

f**k off!

what the f**k is a merkin.
see you enn tee

 

[Martli]

A merkin is a pubic wig. When you type "the c-word" the forum "covers it up" with a "merkin".

 

[Machiavelli]

how is a public wig the same as a c*cough*unt

 

[Martli]

how is a public wig the same as a c*cough*unt

Pubic, not public. It covers up the merkin...

 

[madunit]

hahahaha

 

[McLovin]

Just jumble up the letters in the rude word you're using, Machiavelli. As long as it's understandable, it's fine. For example...

"Machiavelli is a merkin"

 

[Martli]

f**king Knuts.