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Positions Vacant - IDIOT DECLARATIONS UP FOR GRABS

Dave Q

Coach
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:lol:

yep.

that, theft, drug abuse & welfare-rorting.

What are fug are you doing here sleeping with the enemy?

How would your shiny red and white mates feel... to know that you are stabbing them hard in the back by coverting with my beloved brethren, the idiot sharky homelanders?

Pull your pants back up you treacherous swine, nobody is looking on purpose and those who are by mistake, are laughing at you.

The sharks fans cant help being totally fugged this year and they dont need you on here to remind them what a bunch of geniuss they have playing for them.

Gimp!
 
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carcharias

Immortal
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I (honestly) just picked up a couple of cartons of piss from Dan Murphys.
When I walked from my car ( back here at work )I walked past 2 older people waiting for the bus.
They were having an argument.
She had no teeth and they were both swearing at each other ....a bit hard to understand but I did pick up on THHUCK OTTH VYA merkinH.
That was out of her mouth.
Both needed an emergency shower.

Both had rabbitohs gear on.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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I (honestly) just picked up a couple of cartons of piss from Dan Murphys.
When I walked from my car ( back here at work )I walked past 2 older people waiting for the bus.
They were having an argument.
She had no teeth and they were both swearing at each other ....a bit hard to understand but I did pick up on THHUCK OTTH VYA merkinH.
That was out of her mouth.
Both needed an emergency shower.

Both had rabbitohs gear on.

Just as well they were Souths fans, if they had their sharks gear on, you would be seeing them standing in your backline next weekend.

I see youve got a thread on Finch....lol.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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Finch has heaps of teeth.

Until he runs on for you guys.

Then they fall out during training.

Along with the last vestiges of a player's skill, talent and health.

I know its cruel, thats why the idiots hearts go "pitter patter" for the sharks.

Maybe the post modernist Quigs can cook up a finchy in sharks colours.
 

Surely

Post Whore
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I respect Daves opinion on this matter

Just as doctors are the best qualified to comment on doctors, the person best qualified to talk about idiots is Dave.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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I am pleased to have brought some togetherness along in these tough times.

You know lads, it sure is difficult being a member of souths atm.

Bloody hard, I can tell you. :p
 

Dave Q

Coach
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I tipped souths this week dave

And Im going to the bloody match.

Our idiocy is unmatched on this forum!

Actually I am just going in the hope that a wild riot will eventuate.

Thats why Im taking the nippers.

Given that they seem to run the state these days, the bikies can come in and break it up.
 
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Feej

First Grade
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Ha! You know times are tough when this thread makes it's reappearence. :lol:
 
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