Practical Jokes to Play on Christian Door Knockers

[Raider_69]

hahaha did you end it with "may the force be with you, and also with you"

hahah i did
was funny as man, the bloke must of only been about 24 and was lookin pretty keen to jump aboard the jedi council :lol:
The force was strong with that one :lol:

 

[madunit]

Say "What does god look like" constant questions referring to God's appearance will usually bore them and they'll quit

 

[Raider_69]

Say "What does god look like" constant questions referring to God's appearance will usually bore them and they'll quit

i remember once telling them i had seen jesus, that he appeared to me in a dream
after explaining the surroundings and what not for a good 10 minutes one of them ask "so what did he say to you?" to which i replied "he asked me to do him a favour" then started walking to the kitchen "what favour was that young man?" came the reply, as i walked out with a mud cake and rather large butchures knife i replied "to do away with door knockers... would you like a slice?"

they quickly got up, headed to the door and said they had many more people to see and had to go :lol:

 

[madunit]

my mother always adopted the "What are you selling? I don't want any. f**k off!" and slam the door in their face approach

 

[White Poiner]

good thread.

 

[madunit]

thanks, we needed your ruling to clarify.

All is good in the world now :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

thanks, we needed your ruling to clarify.

All is good in the world now :lol:

:lol: now we have white pointers approval we can move on
:lol:

 

[jed]

Answer the door, look at the guys standing there and yell back to anyone (or no-one) and say "Did anyone order two f**kwits?" when you get no answer look back at the guys and say, "Sorry fellas, you got the wrong house, try next door"

My fave so far

Inviting them in for a drink and asking them different questions everytime they try to leave seems to have them mark you in their book as never to approach again. My old flat mate did it once and they avoided us like the plague for the next three years.

A very close second

 

[[furrycat]]

"Hello"
"SORRY IM BUSY BEING AN AIRPLANE! WOOSH!"

 

[Phillips]

Answer the door wearing a turban and holding an AK-47

 

[Samwise]

Had a couple of mormons come to our door, started off by saying they could provide answers and went on to explain how many people have lost somebody they love, and that they are not lost at all, they do live on, at this point me and my flatmate began running around screaming at the top of our lungs, 'ZOMBIES!!! ahhhh!!' lol still got ourselves a watchtower.

 

[Knightmare]

My favorite was Robin Williams talking about doorknockers in the south: "And so now you get sweet little old ladies knocking at your door at 8 in the morning going 'Have youww found Jay-sus?' Makes you want to answer the door naked and say 'No, come in and we'll look for him!'" :LOL:

 

[Razor]

They never left when I told them I wasn't interested so now when they come to the door, I just say "Sure I'm interested, but I like f**king other guys up the arse. Would that be a problem if I was involved with your group". Then they say something to me like "You're possessed by a demon" or similar and leave.

 

[Knightmare]

There are some Christians who I would pretend to worship Satan just to piss off.

 

[UndertakerMike]

Answer the door, look at the guys standing there and yell back to anyone (or no-one) and say "Did anyone order two f**kwits?" when you get no answer look back at the guys and say, "Sorry fellas, you got the wrong house, try next door"

Har Har Gotta try that one :badgrin:

 

[jesse]

jehova's witnesses are cool. when they come to my door i like to get off-topic with them. i converse with them on completely unreligious topics. i remember a conversation based around potatoes and chickens. they can be very entertaining when they arent trying to recruit you into their army of lameness. always start off by saying "im not religious but we can talk about other things if you like" and then think of a completely random topic. theyre too nice to leave so now the tables have turned and youre wasting THEIR time! its perfect.

 

[chemicalbrother]

Play South Park's Merry f**king christmas out loud

 

[Phillips]

Play South Park's Merry f**king christmas out loud

:lol:

you have just made my day

 

[andrew flap]

say "no thank you, I only do what the voices tell me now"

 

[White Poiner]

lol