Puzzles

[The Devil]

Tennis Shoes :crazy:

 

[newtownbluebags]

Hint: it's something you wear!!

Perfume??? :crazy:

 

[Punkess]

haha yeah it could be tennis shoe perfume!

 

[newtownbluebags]

Was The Devil right Punkess?

 

[Punkess]

yeah, the devil was right:twisted:

 

[newtownbluebags]

:lol:

 

[Punkess]

If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER

Hint: No math is needed.

 

[les norton]

poison

 

[Punkess]

yeah!

There is a device that can add, subtract, multiply, divide, do any mathematical problem, write in any language, find out any universal problem, tell you any secret, and solve all human questions. It was invented quite a long time ago, is small enough to fit in your pocket, has a deleting device on it as standard equipment and only costs a few cents. How can a store sell such a magnificent device for a few cents without losing money? What is this great product and why hasn't the world used it for its maximum power?

 

[newtownbluebags]

a pencil? :lol: :crazy:

 

[Punkess]

yup!

A poor, young knight wants to marry a beautiful princess and she wants to marry him. But the king doesn't want the marriage. He offers the knight a choice. He can draw one of two slips of paper out of a golden urn. One will say "marriage" and one will say "death". The princess is able to whisper to the knight that both slips of paper really say "death". The knight and the princess end up being wed. How does the knight accomplish this?

 

[spider]

Till "death" do you part - or however the saying goes?

 

[Punkess]

Nah that's not it

 

[Stranger]

Merlin changed it.

 

[Punkess]

Nopes..

I got another one!!

The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?

HINT: It's not rude!

 

[newtownbluebags]

A last name! :crazy:

 

[Punkess]

Yeahhh!!

The other one is that the knight selected one of the pieces of paper and tore it up, and when the king read the other one which said "death", it was assumed that the one the knight selected said "marriage".

 

[newtownbluebags]

assumption is the mother of all f**kups! ~ Under Seige 2 :lol: :crazy:

 

[Stranger]

You never assume beacase it makes an ASS out of U and ME = ASSUME

 

[newtownbluebags]

:lol: :crazy: