Qualifying Final 2009. Titans vs Warriors

[Titanic]

Smee

 

[Jesbass]

Damn. Ah well, I tried!

 

[bgdc]

Now that's what I call a game! and the articles aren't bad either - lol.

 

[Jesbass]

As self appointed moral advisor, I recommend that all articles submitted by individuals with offensive names be disqualified.

That means articles by Titanic (tit), Titan Uranus (tit, anus), tits&tans (tit, tit), and TITs AnonymouS (tit, tit) are all banned for lude conduct. Unfortunately, so is Jesbass (ass), and Kid-Dynamite for his user name that incites violence. And let's not even start on the offensive sentences that could be formed with an acronym like MKEB...

 

[The Colonel]

am I refereeing this one

okie doke

down to business

Is it you? Or was it me? Can't remember..... damn, I wish you wouldn't just copy and paste the start details.

 

[Jesbass]

Is it you? Or was it me? Can't remember..... damn, I wish you wouldn't just copy and paste the start details.

The first post says Pistol, but you could always have a duel to decide. It seems fitting - The Colonel, Pistol, shooting at each other with single shot handguns.

I might make this suggestion to the Forum Sevens committee...

 

[Titanic]

As self appointed moral advisor, I recommend that all articles submitted by individuals with offensive names be disqualified.

That means articles by Titanic (tit), Titan Uranus (tit, anus), tits&tans (tit, tit), and TITs AnonymouS (tit, tit) are all banned for lude conduct. Unfortunately, so is Jesbass (ass), and Kid-Dynamite for his user name that incites violence. And let's not even start on the offensive sentences that could be formed with an acronym like MKEB...

or the assumption that if you can get your roxon then you can get them off too and let's be fair antonius is just a matter of how much stress is placed on the last syllable. I thought that was a draw Juicy but I think you lose a mark for miss-spelling "lewd" with "lude" which would be a bit of a downer (pun very much intended for those who know what I mean).

 

[Pistol]

Is it you? Or was it me? Can't remember..... damn, I wish you wouldn't just copy and paste the start details.

its me colonel

i was horsing around

 

[Pistol]

i've become too subtle for my own good

 

[Jesbass]

or the assumption that if you can get your roxon then you can get them off too and let's be fair antonius is just a matter of how much stress is placed on the last syllable. I thought that was a draw Juicy but I think you lose a mark for miss-spelling "lewd" with "lude" which would be a bit of a downer (pun very much intended for those who know what I mean).

Ha! Fair point. You're too shrude for your own good!

 

[bartman]

Good luck to both teams, you've each had stellar seasons and been stellar F7s opponents. :thumn

 

[Pistol]

Warriors

Antonius with A Moment in Time = 89
An interesting anecdote. Good structure. Well written.

Rayroxon with A Grand Final = 88
A solid piece.

Kid Dynamite with The Written Highlight Reel = 86
Solid effort. Good structure but missing the X factor.

MKEB with Solid = 88
Quirky.

Jesbass with What Becomes Of The Broken Spirited? = 87
A rather peculiar ending to a otherwise well written article.

Titans

Amadean with Ode to the Sphincter Muscle Cells of My Urethra = 87
Well written and unique.

TitsAnonymous with My Best Mate = 90
A nice tale of the old adage that a dog is indeed a mans best friend.

TitanUranus with Have I Lived? = 86
A question many people ask themselves. The writer explores this.

Titanic with Apocalypse Then = 96
A powerfully written article that demanded the readers attention and really portrayed strong emotion.

Tits&tans with When the feeling’s gone, and you can’t go on. = 87
A story about a true hero. Nicely done.

Titans defeat Warriors
446 – 438

POTM Titanic

 

[Titanic]

Titans, guys & gals, congratulations in making it into the 'big one', enjoy the week and see you all at training.

To JB and his Warriors: thank you for the contests this season. Every game has been close and we will look forward to renewing the rivalry next season.

Pistol, on behalf of the team, thank you for your comments and personally, for the exceptionally high mark.

Ok, Willow... scissors, paper or rock?

 

[antonius]

Cheers for the marking Pistol, well done Titans, you've certainly had the wood on us this year. Congrats on a great POTM performance to Titanic well deserved. To the Warriors, thanks for the ride people, been a pleasure playing again.

 

[Jesbass]

Captain's Knock:

To the Titans, well done on your grand final berth! Enjoy the big dance - we'll be cheering in the stands!

To the referee, thanks for the marking, and thanks for keeping us onside all season! :thumn

To the Warriors, heads up! 2009 broke many ducks for us, including the first victory over the Bluebags, the longest winning streak, and the first season where we haven't dropped an article. For that, I thank you. As always, it has been an honour to lead and compete with each and every one of you. So to Ray (11 appearances), Sutts and Tony (7 appearances), Bandido and BV (5 appearances), KD (4 appearances), MrC (2 appearances), and Ian, Spence, and cornelius (1 appearance), I thank you humbly and wholeheartedly for making this journey such an enjoyable one!

 

[rayroxon]

Thanks for marks as always Pistol.

Thanks for the game Titans, well done Titanic, great piece. Best of luck next week!

Warriors - thanks for 09. Enjoyed every second of it. A supportive team that writes for each other is something that could be taken for granted but week in week out I'm blown away by the camaraderie and teamwork.

Warriors 2010 represent!

 

[antonius]

Thanks for persuading me to play again Dave, really enjoyed it, great bunch of people. Better luck next year eh?

 

[Jesbass]

Thanks for persuading me to play again Dave, really enjoyed it, great bunch of people. Better luck next year eh?

No problem, Tony - a Forum Sevens comp without antonius is a bit hollow, I reckon!

 

[tits&tans]

Titans ... yet another awesome win, nicely done guys. Roll on the big BB's for one more GF!

Warriors ... well played. We've had some tight games this season; thanks for those. Looking forward to competing with/against you lot next year. Cheers.

Cheers for the marking Pistol .

 

[Fein]

Brilliant effort from both teams - best match I have seen.

Titanic, my heart wrenched reading yours - it was wonderful to read that you eventually found another rainbow.