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Queeeeeeeeeeeeenslaaaaaaaaaaanderrrrrrr!

madunit

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Lets get the party started.

Who wants in.

madunit is breaking sh*t, he's so fired up and raring to go.
 

Azkatro

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I've already specially prepared facilities for the Maroons dressing room...

chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg
 

Willow

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Who's the captain?

I'll only join this rag tag team of trailer trash if Titanic is the skipper.
 

madunit

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At this stage everyone is captain I believe.

we'll delegate someone after a dubious round of strip poker
 

madunit

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It's been announced that Titanic is captain.

So far we have
Titanic (c)
madunit (violence)
Azkatro (fear of death)
tits&tans (antagoniser)

Willow (done a Sonny Bill)
Jesbass (Oranges and heckling)
we need some more names. A designated puncher is all thats required.

Might pay to drum up Big Mick, see if he's keen
 
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Titanic

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Hands up all those who say no! Now if your hands up f**k off! This is the home of the Maroons who are out for revenge after years rowt (that's the yank pronunciation of route aka root).

Sorry for my absence but I have been here Hentique Spa Resort for the weekend and I am back, rejuventated and positively rippingly ready to rip.

As mentioned previously there are no captains in this team only Queenslanders... at least one team on the planet not prone to the Gilliard effect.

Brothers in Arms ... spread out, search under every acacia shrub, behind every pot of fourex heavy and around every Yatala Pie and bring forth your kin to complete the picture.

Juicy, shake out your banner, wipe off that oddly greenish-yellowy goop attached to the back of the knuckles on your left hand and get down to training.
 

Willow

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Willow (doing a Greg Inglis)
Says the born and bred Kiwi madunit. lol

I'm still checking out offers from NSW. Never played for Qld and would love to try out the dual passport.

But I'll go with whoever is short on numbers.
 

madunit

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hahaha touche.

I've been there for a week, New Zealand loved it :)
 

Titanic

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Right you two ... you are Queenslanders officially as of this moment ... we welcome people of great character, intellect and sensitivity into the fold without fear or favour ... as long as they meet stringent criteria such as: wear sunglasses or have played over 100 F7 matches or are very succulent or have played for more than one team/state/country or can prove more than 10 points for a bank application or a few other things as well that I can't just recall.
 
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Titanic

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That would be Whitsunday mud-crab & asparagus, or Hughenden beef & burgundy or even creamy Queensland Blue Pumpkin soup I'd reckon... I'd kill for any of the above after a diet of the chicken feet variety.

How about Blues' gutz and tripe soup?
 

Willow

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Sorry Queenslanders, but it looks like the Blues are rank outsiders. My head says plays for Queensland, but my heart says play for NSW. I'll be going with the heart.
 

Titanic

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(Greg Inglis like) Willow out/tits&tans in ... please up-date the team Dr. Unit.
 
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Titanic

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Thanks 'Unit ... also I have often be called a (c) in my time but I would much prefer it to be for "comic relief" rather than the more proletarian cutie.
 
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