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Queenslander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Hallatia

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Hellsy said:
Christ you Qld'ers have a lot to answer for....

Apart from being spat on all night by the feral Qld dirty old men behind us who couldn't talk without frothing at the mouth, here are some memorable comments that make me glad I live in Sydney even if we have lost 4 in a row.

1. Qlder: "Peter Wallace is a Qld'er and should play for Qld not NSW".
Helen: "PW was born near Penrith in Western Sydney"
Qlder: "Yeah but he plays for the Bronco's so he is now a Qlder"
Helen: "You're an idiot"

2. Qlder: "NSW are capitsulating"
Helen: "There is no 's' in that word"
Qlder (in sarcatic voice): "The word means falling into a heap of sh*t just so you know"
Helen: "There is still no 's' in that word"

3. Qlder: "Greg Inglis is the best Qlder on ground"
Helen: "He was born and bred in Bowraville NSW, he's a cheat"
Qlder: "Yeah but he's a Qlder born"

4. Qlder: "Peter Wallace is terrible at kicking goals"
Helen: "Kurt Gidly is the NSW kicker"
Qlder: "Yeah but PW has missed 2 from 3"

5. Qlder: "The Qlder's are the tallest players ever, they tower over the NSW players, thats because they have fallen into the sh*t where NSW capitsulated"
Helen: "There is still no 's' in that word you dumbarse"

So my Qld supporting friends, every year I get annoyed that NSW are not up to scratch, and then every year I thank Christ that I don't live in Qld....
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LOL! Queenslanders are such dumb bogans, I think it is because they live in such a backwater state, that said, I am still a dirty, rotten (traitor even) Queensland supporte. In my defence, these days I try to rationalise it and understand that I should never have been.
 
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dazeely

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Hellsy said:
Christ you Qld'ers have a lot to answer for....

Apart from being spat on all night by the feral Qld dirty old men behind us who couldn't talk without frothing at the mouth, here are some memorable comments that make me glad I live in Sydney even if we have lost 4 in a row.

1. Qlder: "Peter Wallace is a Qld'er and should play for Qld not NSW".
Helen: "PW was born near Penrith in Western Sydney"
Qlder: "Yeah but he plays for the Bronco's so he is now a Qlder"
Helen: "You're an idiot"

2. Qlder: "NSW are capitsulating"
Helen: "There is no 's' in that word"
Qlder (in sarcastic voice): "The word means falling into a heap of sh*t just so you know"
Helen: "There is still no 's' in that word"

3. Qlder: "Greg Inglis is the best Qlder on ground"
Helen: "He was born and bred in Bowraville NSW, he's a cheat"
Qlder: "Yeah but he's a Qlder born"

4. Qlder: "Peter Wallace is terrible at kicking goals"
Helen: "Kurt Gidly is the NSW kicker"
Qlder: "Yeah but PW has missed 2 from 3"

5. Qlder: "The Qlder's are the tallest players ever, they tower over the NSW players, thats because they have fallen into the sh*t where NSW capitsulated"
Helen: "There is still no 's' in that word you dumbarse"

So my Qld supporting friends, every year I get annoyed that NSW are not up to scratch, and then every year I thank Christ that I don't live in Qld....
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One or two supporters speaks for an entire state.

Those supporters you mentioned used to be brain surgeons until they crossed the border. Had to act like that to blend in with the rest of the mongs down that end of the country.
 
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dazeely

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The Colonel said:
He should get a cream for that problem..... if he oozes much more he won't be able to walk and talk at the same time. :lol:
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If only you could clone our Belly. NSW would be so much better off. While your at it clone the Qld Origin team so we can make a game out of it. Its getting boring winning all of the time. Imagine how good you would be with say an Inglis or two. Mind blowing stuff.
 
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dazeely said:
If only you could clone our Belly. NSW would be so much better off. While your at it clone the Qld Origin team so we can make a game out of it. Its getting boring winning all of the time. Imagine how good you would be with say an Inglis or two. Mind blowing stuff.
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Queensland tried to clone our players but that didn't work so they just named them in the Qld team,

not too many points if you take Ingliss and Falou out of the Canetoads
 
Hallatia

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Twizzle said:
Queensland tried to clone our players but that didn't work so they just named them in the Qld team
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not that New South Welshmen don't gift the maroons points even when they are wearing sky blue *cough* *cough* Lockyer try
 
Hellsy

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dazeely said:
One or two supporters speaks for an entire state.

Those supporters you mentioned used to be brain surgeons until they crossed the border. Had to act like that to blend in with the rest of the mongs down that end of the country.
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I never said it did speak for all Qld'ers, I said it is people like this that make me happy I am from Sydney.
There were actually about 6 of them behind us, then there was a big pod of more of them they were friends with across the walk. About 12 in total.
 
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