Race to recover

[[furrycat]]

A day out from a massive game, I get smashed in the side of the right knee by a ball hit back at me while bowling and now my knee is the size of the ball. I think its just a cork but now I've got less than 15 hours to be fit and hopefully have little pain before tomorrow...

Whats the best thing I can do to at least look half-recovered?! :crazy: Will ice it every 2 hours and am using some quick fix magic cream on it, but whats the best thing to do tomorrow before playing?

 

[TooheysNew]

Massage the f**ker out.

 

[Twizzle]

pussy

 

[God-King Dean]

Meow.

 

[Dr Crane]

Hit it with a Hammer.

You're a tough merkin

 

[[furrycat]]

pussy

When you bowl it down at 130 and the f**ker hits it back at that speed, you don't
get time to react and it hurts

 

[Goldthorpe]

When you bowl it down at 130 and the f**ker hits it back at that speed, you don't
get time to react and it hurts

Woah 130!! :lol:

 

[[furrycat]]

Yes I'm slow and pedestrian, gimme a break :lol:

 

[Goldthorpe]

Yes I'm slow and pedestrian, gimme a break :lol:

I spose someone has to bowl med's!

 

[Dutchy]

142 max here..so far

 

[[furrycat]]

142 max here..so far

Effort ball I can get there but it doesn't take long to turn it to a lovely spray across the wicket as a result.

Either way my f**kin leg hurts :lol: Heres hoping we bat tomorrow instead

 

[TooheysNew]

My dick is still bigger. And I can piss higher too.

 

[strewth_mate]

I can piss faster

 

[[furrycat]]

Dave you always finish faster.

 

[Apey]

strap it with a knee support tbh

 

[Goldthorpe]

142 max here..so far

Not bad for Indoor pace.

 

[strewth_mate]

Dave you always finish faster.

I also ejaculate prematurely.

Oh bugger wait, that's a terrible comeback

 

[McLovin]

Furry you soft merkin. You dont need a knee to play cricket anyways...

 

[DownUnder]

There is only one cure furry, meet me behind the shed with a bone saw and I'll show you :sarcasm:

 

[McLovin]

What are you going to be doing to his bone saw DU??