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Random Mafia IX: The End? (Day 2)

Misanthrope

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Just waiting on a response from somebody. Update is written, but need their reply to post it.
 

Misanthrope

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Night Four

The opinionated American had engaged one of her countrywomen in a heated debate over universal healthcare, and thus didn't see the terrifying clown loom up behind her.

Taylor Swift's eyes widened for the first time during the inane conversation, so pleased was she that the clown's murder of her captor would bring an end to her torture.

Anna is dead. She was Anna, ??? Aligned Opinionated Ex Who Was a Freak in Bed

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Kim Jong Un was not having a good night. Not at all.

After losing another of his loyal servants the previous day, he found himself beset on all sides by those wishing him harm.

It had started out innocently enough, as a horde of flatulent clowns dragged him into their car and began to fart on him. Embarrassing, but not life threatening.

As he emerged from the car to go about his business, however, he was fallen upon by a small army of attackers.

The Aussie woman with the big booty, the trio of men doing their mistress' bidding, and the irate Kiwi all fell upon him with fists, knives, and brass knuckles flying.

There was nothing left for his loyalists to bury.

soc123_au is dead. He was Kim Jong Un, Independently Aligned Fascist Dictator

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Another opinionated woman had intended to have a word with her lawyer, but found herself instead seduced into bed by a beautiful starlet of country music.

The gunman also found himself getting some nookie that night, although he'd probably regret it when he saw what she looked like in the light of day and sobriety.

Staggering away after her night of boozy lovemaking, the woman found herself roughly impregnated by the penis of an immortal. Her child would be the stuff of legend.

As the God tucked his member back into his titanic britches, a man in a hat fired several shots at him but failed to leave a mark.

Jupiter's c**k is not dead. It is Jupiter's c**k, ??? Aligned Titanic Penis

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The dog slunk away feeling a little sorry for the girl. That penis had been huge.

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whall15

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Judging by the picture, the description and the overall writeup, I quite like this Anna.

I'm wondering whether there is more to this Jupiter than meets the eye. I'm assuming its the silence and generally Mis wouldn't write up a silence, I'm worried that it might be an indie with an impregnation win condition.
 

Misanthrope

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soc123_au has replaced Beeker in this game.

He cannot be voted for today, just in case you guys decide to be jerks.
 

KeepingTheFaith

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I'm wondering whether there is more to this Jupiter than meets the eye. I'm assuming its the silence and generally Mis wouldn't write up a silence, I'm worried that it might be an indie with an impregnation win condition.

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