Random Mafia IX: The End? (Day 2)

[afinalsin666]

Don't make me vote you bazal. I'll do it.

 

[Frederick]

My accusations are all perfectly warranted.

AFS is a resurrected cult member. Frederick is the only one upon a hodor death that appeared town, which is a little odd. My case for KTF has been well and truly documented, Coby is KTF's lapdog as typified by his jumping on the bandwagon just after KTF's vote. Bazal found AFS' vote for me to be suspicious and jumped on inexplicably just 20 minutes later.

Night two I was targeted for a kill, which failed, and my alignment wasn't shown:

Two women, one beautiful and one formerly beautiful, approached the storefront with trepidation.

The homelier of the two went in and did her best to distract the owner with whiskey and her sagging, sun damaged tits. The other gestured for men to go in and do their worst.

It's hard to kill an idea though.

Promising Start Up is not dead. It is Promising Start Up, ??? Aligned Small Business

My alignment was only revealed after the lynch failed. Maybe Mis reveals alignments on failed lynches, but not failed night kills.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

My accusations are all perfectly warranted.

AFS is a resurrected cult member. Frederick is the only one upon a hodor death that appeared town, which is a little odd. My case for KTF has been well and truly documented, Coby is KTF's lapdog as typified by his jumping on the bandwagon just after KTF's vote. Bazal found AFS' vote for me to be suspicious and jumped on inexplicably just 20 minutes later.

So are you dead or what?

I used my action on Coby, through that he got the impression that there's no malice in what my action does. Pretty simple concept despite the 2 + 2 = 5 conspiracy.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

So are you dead or what?

I used my action on Coby, through that he got the impression that there's no malice in what my action does. Pretty simple concept despite the 2 + 2 = 5 conspiracy.

So your action is malicious.

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Eight​

Debate raged long after Iggy Azalea's forgotten corpse had attracted ants, but eventually they settled on a man who had perhaps been too vocal about what an asset to town he had been.

They began to drag him towards the gallows they'd erected, but his gimpy son waded in with crutches flailing. They took him instead.

Walter White Jr is dead. He was Walter White Jr, ??? Aligned Son of Walter White

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[whall15]

Poor Flynn, Skyler will be so upset.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Uojpptdate thte e f**kknnen froint page mixsaanpotheope.

 

[Misanthrope]

What about it?

 

[Drew-Sta]

ffufjkckkne fidkkdcheads hucking fon't foloiow iithe news.

Night dfighr 1 0- tried for hoppers hub t ewent tolt a concernrt instead.
Night r3 fuccknet 2 - Got drunkknen wit my homie SGL - he's a dawg yo
Nihght f**kknen 3 - Got drunknen n wwity deky rocky rocky rocky, I tink tdis is the info:

The Korean man was the subject of some rather unpleasant political satire that evening, and he was frowning at the offending publication when the drunk writer stumbled into his room.

"Come and take your medicine," the alcoholic slurred as he brandished his ax wildly, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".

With those words said, he promptly fell face down on the ground and fell asleep.

The dog slunk away.

Night f**kklnikne 4 - Got drunknen wity Apey, but hye a fucnken dezx addict at de time.
Night f**knknen 5 - Got rcuinrkn withh Un,minina Panthwer - de f**kenr went tyo Ighgy's Concert - no info at all. Me very susp on him,.
Niught f**knen 6 - rockkkkkkkky sagina - f**ker is a bit f**ken f**kerish,. I suspect on him.

f**kers.

 

[Drew-Sta]

What about it?

GTHE FUYCKKNE NGIGGHT 1 NGIHT 2 VNIGT 3 LINKS UF,KCKINE BULLSHINT DDFAAAARRKEN H

./zhem thast's allkl poot condition ojI opromise :LD

 

[roc107]

Can we lynch Drew for making me want to gouge my own eyes out? Please?

 

[Bazal]

For f**ks sake Mis, can you lift his post condition for the sake of humanity?

 

[Drew-Sta]

plelaasde Miss pleleaase fucork I wants to poosott ;like a normal amn CHINOS

 

[TooheysNew]

So are you dead or what?

I used my action on Coby, through that he got the impression that there's no malice in what my action does. Pretty simple concept despite the 2 + 2 = 5 conspiracy.

Correct. There's much more obvious targets.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

So your action is malicious.

The derp is strong in this one.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

You wrote it.

 

[Bazal]

You drunk bro? That's the opposite of what he wrote :lol:

 

[Drew-Sta]

aLSLOSO SGLF my triee homeboy :d

 

[Bazal]

Someone kill Drew plz? Town, mafia, anyone....plz?

 

[Hoggmaster]