Random Mafia IX: The End? (Day 2)

[butchmcdick]

Well done f**ktards

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Win some, lose some.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Great attitude from someone who apparently isn't a baddie...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Well done f**ktards

Hey, I voted for Kodos!

Here's something to cheer you up:

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[KeepingTheFaith]

Yes, clearly you've cracked my code and my "attitude" is a devious plan to out myself. Brilliant, or maybe your "KTF is cult" attitude is really your way of trying to hide the fact you're cult by being so gung ho about the cult.

As for Butch...

Was he Jake the muss - yes
Was Jake an abusive husband - yes
Did an abusive husband act last night - yes
Did Butch kill - yes

Obviously there's more than one abusive husband out there, you'll have to excuse me if I don't study every possible abusive husband that could be chosen for "Random" Mafia. Seeing as I didn't see any other signs of an abusive husband outside of the Irate Kiwi I took a shot.

On top of that I found it highly unlikely that town has three killers yet Butch, Whall, BM have shown they have kill powers. Seeing as Whall/BM have actually killed scum I gave them the benefit of the doubt, adding to that neither of them appeared to show up in the write up.

I've never claimed to be an alignment checker, I simply worked off factual information to try and come to a conclusion. Did it work out, no, but it's more than you've come up with. All you've done is jump onto Whall's "plausible" indie stab in the dark based on my action, and then the two of you collided heads to turn that into a sex cult which you refuse to let go.

I would ask you what you've done other than accuse, but I already asked you that three times and you just avoided it.

 

[afinalsin666]

Send some dick my way, I may be able to use it.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Send some dick my way, I may be able to use it.

Someone may have a new signature.

When Mis was born his mother was fined for littering.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Someone may have a new signature.

When Mis was born his mother was fined for littering.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[9701]

did I miss day and night 9? I was sure the last phase was night eight but now it's night 10 I am more confuzzled now

 

[Misanthrope]

Jeez, even my nastiest ex was never that specific.

 

[9701]

Night Eight​

Many of them had gone out that night with the intention of acting, but most were distracted by the dazzling display of fireworks that took place overhead.

In fact, only those aligned with the man whose display lit up the sky were able to act.

While the woman in the top hat inspired her friend on to greater feats of creation, his minions went out to do his dirty work.

The All-American boy with a sickly fascination with Nazi era politics loaded up his rifle and lined a shot up at the recently returned man, but his shot instead found the moustached man's beloved canine companion.

Baxter is dead. He is Baxter, ??? Aligned Miniature Buddha with hair

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The abusive husband and police officer had a bit more luck in his task, and he murdered the little girl who posed such a threat to his top hat wearing sister.

Apey is dead. He was Lego Abra Stone, Lego Aligned Stephen King Heroine

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And while all this went on, the clunky old cellphone listened in and learned some things.

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It is now day

I wasn't imagining it there was no day or night 9, it may mean something or it may mean nothing.

 

[Misanthrope]

Just a typo on my part.

 

[soc123_au]

Send some dick my way, I may be able to use it.

I wish you were my Mrs.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Who are we waiting on this time (other than Mis)?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Not me.

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Ten​

Rose the Hat had just left the home of the lonely older woman when she was approached by a number of figures wearing masks.

"Fancy a lifetime of sin and debauchery?" their elected leader asked.

Rose, no stranger to sin or debauchery, sneered at their offer.

"The True Knot knows more of sin and debauchery than you ever could, children," she chided them, "Run along now".

Rebuffed, the members of the Masked Sex Cult returned to their fornication.

Rose the Hat chuckled to herself as she headed back to her trailer, but found her path blocked by a petite American.

"Misanthrope is mine," the girl growled in a thick Baltimore accent, "And no whore is going to take him from me!"

She launched herself with such suddenness that it took Rose the Hat by surprise. Her centuries long existence came to a grinding halt as her head was smashed repeatedly into the concrete.

Dutchy is dead. He was Rose the Hat, Evil Aligned Psychic Vampire

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To make sure the job was done, Taylor Swift also stabbed her a couple times.

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The trusty dog had drawn quite a bit of attention that evening. It had been following Rose the Hat when she'd met her untimely end, but soon realised it was being followed by no less than three people.

The 1970s newsman, the animate tree, and a man in a suit all followed the dog. The newsman, irate at having lost Baxter, lashed out at the hapless dog - only to have his blow turned away by the tree.

"I AM GROOT!" it roared as it saved the dog's life.

Zombie Poko is not dead. He is Zombie Poko, ??? Aligned Undead Dog​

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The more fiery of Misanthrope's exes was furiously diddling herself with a 12" black dildo when she heard the first strains of an awful Nickelback song.

She whipped out the rubbery appendage and prepared to defend herself from the man in the striped sweater with the pork pie hat.

"What are you?" she asked in horror as she found her hands unwillingly turning her own fleshy weapon against her.

"I'm your worst nightmare," he chuckled as he watched her beat herself to death with her own dildo.

Irene is dead. She was Irene, ??? Aligned Angry Ex

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The three men found themselves in an elaborate ballroom filled with men and women in masks and little else.

"I wish you guys had told me it's fancy dress," complained the Jew, "I left my Parisian waltzing mask at home".

"Would you be quiet?" chided their leader, "We're here to do a job".

That job was soon forgotten, however, as the three men were lured off to separate rooms and screwed silly.

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The dog had only just fallen asleep when the penis of Jupiter began to thrust into it. It was no carrying the abominable half god, half zombie dog seed of its unloved lover.

The man in riot gear, fresh off being booed by half of Philadelphia, merely watched on impassively.

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The girl with the nice tits had only just finished sending off a PM to Misanthrope when the bomb beneath her desk went off.

afinalsin666 is dead. He was Jazzi's Tits, Town Aligned Nice Set of Breasts

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[KeepingTheFaith]

That's another one for Jupiter!

OK SGL, still think me impregnating people is a recruit?

If you got the power you don't need a vote, you can just take your shot at me and be done with it.

 

[Frederick]

Tits

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

That's another one for Jupiter!

OK SGL, still think me impregnating people is a recruit?

If you got the power you don't need a vote, you can just take your shot at me and be done with it.

Ok, maybe you aren't recruiting after all. I apologise.

Although rooting a dog is a bit low...

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Ok, maybe you aren't recruiting after all. I apologise.

Although rooting a dog is a bit low...

Sometimes a god has to do what a god has to do.