Night Thirteen
The #13 proved unlucky for many, and by night's end there'd be so much blood on the lush, shag carpet of the Big Brother House that it would feel like a Greek man's back after a night of spirited bukkake.
Speaking of bukkake, a collection of rusty old technology found itself the subject of quite a bit of Jupiter's divine jizz, but it wasn't the kind that could have saved it from the storm of death thrown its way that night.
The trio of bumbling housemates and the wildman with the light tubes tore the old technology apart, and there was nothing its battered old modem could do to delay the inevitable.
soc123_au is dead. He was Antiquated Technology, Evil Aligned Useless Trash
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The writer scribbled away at his latest opus, a story about a shopping trolley full of soiled rags that turned against its hapless, homeless owner.
"God, I'm brilliant," he said to himself in a thick Yankee accent, "I am so brilliant it hurts sometimes".
"To quote Kanye," the girl said as she pointed her pistol at the man, "I'mma let you finish, but... actually, I lied".
She blew his head off and finished the job that the van couldn't.
roc107 is dead. He was Stephen King, Evil Aligned Master of Horror
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The man with the rifle whispered words of encouragement to himself as he lined up his target. Problem was, her damned housemates hustled her out of the way before his bullet could strike true.
Zooey Deschanel is not dead. She is Zooey Deschanel, ??? Aligned Girl Next Door
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The crazy man who had been compared to Roddy Piper more than once found himself facing the ire of the one who knocks.
He found out that meth trafficking is a tad more real than pro wrestling.
Dean Ambrose is dead. He was Dean Ambrose, Independently Aligned Madman of the Shield
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The remaining housemates made their way out into the courtyard the next morning for the scheduled volleyball tournament, but found the status quo had changed.
"Listen up guys," the blue eyed girl sang in a quirky voice, "We're going to have a change of leadership around here".
She reached over and gave her bestie, Taylor Swift a hug. Taylor squealed with excitement.
"Groot, you and Chris Kyle are going to help Nick, Schmidt, and Winston with the remodelling. Chop chop!"
"I am Groot?" he asked quizzically, but decided not to argue.
"Jupiter's c**k," the girls said with excitement, "You're going to come over here and help Taylor and I with an...uh... problem".
Seth Rollins, newly arrived that night, watched on while stroking his briefcase. He'd chosen wisely.
And Misanthrope? He wasn't lost to mafia after all. He'd just have to fit it in between ball emptying sessions with the girls.
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The Game is Over. Your Winners are the Temptation Mafia.
They were:
DragonPunk was Zooey Deschanel, Temptation Aligned Girl Next Door.
BunniesMan was Taylor Swift, Temptation Aligned Good Girl of Country Music.
whall15 was Heisenberg, Temptation Aligned One Who Knocks.
Parra Pride was The Shield, Temptation Aligned Pro Wrestling Stable.
Their dead were:
Jason Maher was Taylor Swift, Temptation Aligned Man Eating Piece of Country Ass.
CobvDelaney was Lonely Cougar at a Nightclub, Temptation Aligned Bad Decision.
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The surviving losers were:
9701 was Chris Kyle, Town Aligned American Sniper.
KeepingTheFaith was Jupiter's c**k, Town Aligned Titanic Penis.
SGLC was Zombie Poko, Town Aligned Undead Dog.
Shaun Hewitt was Groot, Town Aligned Sentient Tree.
