Random Mafia IX: The End? (Day 2)

[whall15]

My plan once recruited was to eventually kill BM and DP revert to indie and then win. Unfortunately that didn't happen.

 

[Parra Pride]

I spent the first like 10 nights bouncing back and forth between KTF and BM with my protect/kill/silence, and every single night merkins would target the one I didn't target with a kill.

 

[whall15]

If ParraPride died, today would've been Town 3 vs Cult 3.

I would've lead a lynch on KTF (who I believed to be vulnerable during the day) whilst getting BM and DP to namedrop Skylar (I was allowed to kill anyone who mentioned Skylar). At night we would have used our kills on Hewitt, SGL and 9701 whilst I would've used my bonus Skylar kills on BM and DP.

Independent Heisenberg victory.

So close.

 

[Bazal]

Finally get kill off butch, kill UP, get killed by whall same night. So gay, Deadpool rules!

Was frustrating when I was invited to join sex cult, declined and couldn't talk about it at all...then got Dutchys power to put sections in the write up. Used that to try and out the cult a few times, not a single person got it. Even when I explicitly mentioned it geniuss thought KTF was the cult.

 

[9701]

I was silenced and blocked like a motherf**ker every odd night which was my kill night, i tried to kill BM about 4 times but got blocked every time I told you all he was bad. In the end I only killed 2 people and one was poor old Groot but he was revived the next phase. So in reality I got to kill 1 person.

 

[Misanthrope]

BM actually wasn't bad until he targeted and killed JM on night seven.

Prior to that, he was the town's alignment investigator. Monk traded him a kill for his investigate on about night three, and then he took JM's place in the mafia by killing his inactive ass.

 

[BunniesMan]

I killed 5 scum. I was a great townie until getting recruited despite everyone wanting to take me out.

I was good until night 7. Most of the accusations against me happened while I was good and ironically they stopped when I became scum.

Very satisfying to be part of a win.

 

[BunniesMan]

http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/FMMJD2euBK7bV

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I felt I dished out enough jizz to last a lifetime. You should all feel privileged.

You are Jupiter’s c**k, Town Aligned Titanic Penis.

The penis of a God, you’re also the horniest part of the horniest man in the Roman pantheon. You’re out here to f**k some bitches and sire some bastards.

- God f**ker: Each night you may PM me the name of a person to have sex with. They’ll fall pregnant and suffer a random effect:
1 -2 : Avatar. The player will give birth to a demigod. This demigod will act as a Hodor and die in their stead the first time they’re killed.
3-4: Monster. The child you sire features the worst of both of you. That player can make a one off kill using their monstrous offspring.
5-6: Too…Much…c**k!: Your titanic member rips the target asunder. They’re dead.
7-8: Holy Jizz. Your magical jizz protects the player from harm that night. They’re so covered in it, they’re unable to act.
9: Can’t get it up: Even the great Jupiter sometimes has performance issues. You fail to get it up. You’re so ashamed that you may not post the following day. The person targeted learns that you targeted them, but not your role.
10: Best Sex Ever: The person enjoyed their sex so much that they become your obedient love puppy. They join your newly created faction.
- Immortal: As a God, you’re incredibly hard to kill. If you are targeted to be killed, there’s a 50% chance it will fail, a 25% chance you’ll take your attacker with you, and a 25% chance you’ll die.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated or your faction (should it exist) outnumber all others.

 

[Misanthrope]

You never once rolled a nine, and only rolled a 10 on the last night. Sadly, soc had already been double teamed to death.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

You are Padan Fain, Town Aligned Peddler and Darkfriend.

A friendly looking peddler who brings fireworks and other such nice things to the town of Emond’s Field, you’re secretly a pretty shitty human being.

- Flashbang: Once during the game you may put on an impressive fireworks display. Only your action and those of those you choose (up to five people) will work that night.
- Rumours and Whispers: Each night you may PM me the name of a person to PM information to. This information has a 50% chance of being true information about a random player, and a 50% chance of being false information about a random player. If these rumours are about you, they will invariably be positive.
- Darkfriend: You long to serve a dark master. Should you target or be targeted by a member of a faction, you’ll instead join their faction.
- Disloyal: If the leader of your faction is killed at any time, you will revert to being town aligned.
- Hard to Kill: The first attempt against your life will fail, as will any attempts on your life made during your firework display.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated or if your faction outnumbers all other factions.

Really a shame I didn't get to jump ship... again

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

You are Zombie Poko, Town Aligned Undead Dog.

The undead remains of Drew-Sta’s beloved pet dog, you’re now a rotting slab of meat too dumb to know when it’s time to lay down.

- Track: Using your super sensitive nose, you may PM me the name of a player to track each night. You’ll learn any actions they take that night. If they are killed, you’ll eat their body and be immune to the next attempt against your life. These do not stack.
- Drew’s: If you are targeted by Drew-Sta, you’ll be able to communicate.
- Undead: Each time you’re killed, you’ll come back the following phase. If it is a day phase, you’ll be unable to vote. If it is a night phase, you’ll be unable to act.
- Pet Semetary: Sometimes, things come back changed. Every time you’re resurrected, there’s a 25% chance you’ll be something entirely more dangerous.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

I never got to become more evil, sad face.

 

[BunniesMan]

You are Taylor Swift, Town Aligned Good Girl of Country Music.

A down to earth, girl next door beauty with a heart of gold, who doesn’t love you and your heartfelt songs about heartbreak?

- Protected: As long as a certain player lives, you cannot be killed. If that player targets you, however, you’ll be killed.
- I Knew You Were Trouble: Each night you may PM me the name of a player. You’ll learn their alignment. If you target the player protecting you, you’ll kill them and take their powers.
- Hottie: Mis has a bit of a thing for Taylor Swift. You may post up to three images of her looking fine each day phase. Each photo will give you an extra vote to cast as you see fit.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

I used hottie early in the game. But I was hoping to get another day phase to bring the game home for our faction with a super 4 vote against town.

 

[soc123_au]

First role.

You are Kim Jong Un, Independently Aligned Fascist Dictator.

The fascist leader of North Korea and arguably the greatest person in the universe, you’re not going to be satisfied until you rule the world.

- Fanatical Loyalty: Each time you are targeted to be killed, there is a 100% chance you’ll survive and one of your North Korean followers will die. Each time you ‘die’, this chance is reduced by 15%.
- They All Look Alike: If investigated, you’ll show up as Ban Ki-Moon, Town Aligned Secretary of the United Nations.
- Spy Network: Each night you may PM me the name of a player, you’ll learn their identity.
- Coup: Once during the game you may attempt a coup. The person you nominate will die, regardless of protection. If they are the leader of a mafia faction or cult, you will assume their position and take the place at the top of their protection chain. This will remove your Fanatical Loyalty protection.

You win if you are the sole survivor or if your faction outnumbers all other factions.

2nd role. Was town, but got recruited the night Apey & Dutchy came back to life. I used the mobile phone action the most. Whenever I listened to Hogg instead of his last game related message I got whatever homoerotic rambling he sent through no Mis.

If you wouldn't object to take Beeker's place...

You are Antiquated Technology, Town Aligned Useless Trash.

As if dug up from a time capsule, you’re a largely useless pile of junk that might just come in handy in these trying times. Each night you may choose to use one of the following powers.
- Zune: The player you target listens to some old fashioned slow R&B jams. They’re unable to act that night.
- 2400 Baud Modem: Let’s dial things back to 56k! The person you target will be unable to act that night. Instead, their action will take place in full view of everybody the next day – revealing their identity to all.
- A Mobile Phone the Size of a Small Kangaroo: Choose two players to listen to. You’ll learn the contents of the last PM I sent them or the last PM they sent me. You won’t learn whose was which, however.
- Formerly Popular Toy: PM me the name of a player to amuse with your shitty toy. They’ll trade you something of theirs that may give you some idea as to their identity.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

 

[Misanthrope]

You're lucky you didn't use it on him the last few phases. He kept talking about either having sex with my mother or having a small penis that he calls Napoleon.

 

[soc123_au]

Is your Mother Russian?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Is your Mother Russian?

No, she's never in a hurry.

Badoom-Tish

 

[soc123_au]

By having, does he mean he has a small penis named Napoleon? Or he would like to posses a small penis & name it Napoleon & banish it to his nether regions?

 

[Misanthrope]

By having, does he mean he has a small penis named Napoleon? Or he would like to posses a small penis & name it Napoleon & banish it to his nether regions?

You'd have to ask him. He's a weird cat.

I'll be posting roles and analysis either tonight or tomorrow. Haven't done one in a while, but feel the need to dissect and explain a few roles.

 

[Apey]

Too lazy to go to my PMs.

1st role - town, redirector
2nd role - lego, investigator - alignment, role, powers or PMs sent