Random Mafia IX: The End? (Day 2)

[BunniesMan]

9701 is acting awfully suspicious to me, going for the No Vote so early is odd, especially when we could go for BM again and at least we might have a small chance of something.

Why are you arguing for yet another lynch of me based on nothing.

 

[Monk]

Dw BM, the haters gunna hate hate hate hate hate

 

[whall15]

Why are you arguing for yet another lynch of me based on nothing.

I'm saying that it would be preferable to a quick No Vote where we learn nothing.

 

[SeeJay]

BM (or whoever the grammy artist is) failed their recruitment last night at least.

 

[whall15]

Night Two​

The man in the ragged clothes had decided not to push his cart around that night, but that didn't mean he hadn't drawn the attention of anybody.

As he leaned against the cart containing all of his worldly possessions, a foul-tempered woman came upon him with the fury of years of oppression. She had expected to browbeat him into submission, and so found it bizarre when he so readily agreed with her points.

A man in ragged clothes, probably a hippie was targetted by a feminist.

The musician looked for someone else to join her cause but had no such luck tonight.

Some kind of musician, probably Taylor Swift (BM) leads an unsuccessful recruit attempt.

The one Misanthrope liked best kept a wary eye on the pretty girl that everybody seemed so intent on killing. So intent was her gaze that she didn't see her killer coming until he put the gun to her head and squeezed the trigger.

Elise is dead. She was Elise, ??? Aligned Nicest of Misanthrope's Exes ​

I'm reading this as Mis' hodor given to the person who came up with the best role. Pretty girl who everybody seemed so intent on killing could be Eva Braun considering Hitler had at least two kill attempts, three if this theory is true or Taylor Swift from previous lynch attempts, although it would be odd for a hodor to suddenly appear unless another layer of BM's protection had already gone.
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Four of the housemates awoke to find themselves locked in a camp. On all sides were razorwire fences and military men scowling at them with disdain.

One of their number found himself being lead away to be tortured. A lesser being might have died, but it's not easy to put down something as durable as SGLC's wine and beer soaked liver.

SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver is alive. It is SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver, ??? Aligned Malfunctioning Organ​

Two others were pitted against one another in mortal combat. While one used his extensive network of spies to discern the other's identity, he had to endure being royally f**ked by a titanic member.

So large was the throbbing phallus that, had it not been for the intervention of a loyalist, he might have died.

Korean Soldier #1 is dead. He was Korean Soldier #1, ??? Aligned Loyalist​

The last of their number, still recovering from Iggy Azalea's concert, made do rocking in the corner like a rape victim in a shower.

I have no idea what to make of this, beyond the introduction of a Korean soldier as a hodor. The mention of Iggy Azalea as well as the same number of people, four, makes me wonder whether there is a connection between the previous concert and the Big Brother thing.

Pleased with his handiwork, the man with the unique facial hair dusted off his hands and prepared to take his pretty young wife out for dinner.

As they walked to their car, the first strains of Photograph began to play. It pained him to do it, but the man who would rule the world threw his trusting wife into the firing line.

She never stood a chance.

Eva Braun is dead. She was Eva Braun, ??? Aligned Doting Wife

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This one's pretty obvious. Someone tries to kill Hitler, hodor dies. The someone is interesting though as it hints at another musician, here's a list of songs could Photograph according to Wikipedia.

• "Photograph" (Ringo Starr song), 1973
• "Photograph" (Def Leppard song), 1983
• "Photograph" (The Verve Pipe song), 1996
• "Photograph" (Weezer song), 2001
• "Photograph" (Nickelback song), 2005
• "Photograph" (Ed Sheeran song), 2014

"Taylor," the deep voice said as she sat down in the comfortable armchair, "I am going to make you an offer. If you accept, you'll be able to get revenge on those who have spurned you. If you refuse, Big Brother will be very disappointed".

She agreed, promptly turning her newfound murderous power on somebody who had already suffered enough punishment to last three lifetimes.

He'd endure a little more.

SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver is still not dead. It is SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver, ??? Aligned Malfunctioning Organ
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Big Brother gives BM a kill which makes little sense to me. It seems illogical for any faction to give a probable cult a kill.
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Two women, one beautiful and one formerly beautiful, approached the storefront with trepidation.

The homelier of the two went in and did her best to distract the owner with whiskey and her sagging, sun damaged tits. The other gestured for men to go in and do their worst.

It's hard to kill an idea though.

Promising Start Up is not dead. It is Promising Start Up, ??? Aligned Small Business
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Two women go after Promising Start Up. I'm wondering whether it might be a role consisting of two different people or maybe two people went after Promising Start Up at once, one with a redirect or block or something and one with a kill and Mis used a bit of creative licence.
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The dog was feeling the effects of all the booze it had been forced to lap up from its bowl. Determined, it followed the woman despite the growing feeling of nausea that threatened to unman (undog?) it.

Some woman got a dog pissed, blocking or redirecting it.

The irate Kiwi burst into the kitchen of the tubby Chinese boy.

"Cook me some f**king eggs!" he roared. Before the boy could comply, he'd been beaten to death with the man's fists of fury.

MsAnneThrope is dead. She was Spoiled Chinese Boy, Town Aligned Student​

Irate Kiwi kills MissAnneThrope. Appears to be a character from a Kiwi movie called Once Were Warriors so might be KTF or Shaun Hewitt.
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The one who had been trying to shit into her vagina found himself likewise assaulted, this time by a huge tree.

Brother Grimm is dead. He was Space Docking, Town Aligned Disgusting Act

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Groot kills Mis' brother.

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The man who knocks found the German man weeping over the corpse of his pretty wife. Dried blood crusted her ears, and the screwdriver she'd used to put an end to her torment was still gripped tightly in her lifeless hands.

"Say my name," the man in the hat warned the German.

"Vat is zis?" he asked with confusion in his red eyes.

The drug-dealer put him out of his misery.

Dutchy is dead. He was Adolf Hitler, Evil Mafia Aligned Dictato​

Heisenberg/Walter White, from Breaking Bad kills Hitler.

 

[Misanthrope]

Can't believe the balls on That leafy mother-f**ker killing my little brother. What a bastard.

 

[9701]

9701 is acting awfully suspicious to me, going for the No Vote so early is odd, especially when we could go for BM again and at least we might have a small chance of something.

I just went no vote because I was not going to be on for the rest of the night, trust me I would jump on a bunny lynch faster than he would jump on GI. When I wrote no vote no infornation or investigations were out so I just wanted to make my vote in case I held up the phase

 

[butchmcdick]

I took the photograph reference to mean Chad Kroger from nickel back was in the game

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

SeeJay was one of the caged people.

 

[SeeJay]

SeeJay was one of the caged people.

despite all my rage i am still just a bolo in a cage.

 

[soc123_au]

I took the photograph reference to mean Nickleback are in the game. Probably part of a shit music faction.

 

[TooheysNew]

Certainly fits with Taylor Swifts music. Deadset dribble that stuff.

 

[roc107]

OK, so Nickleback, Iggy, and Swift are in a cult/mafia faction? If so, we know that BM is one of them

 

[whall15]

OK, so Nickleback, Iggy, and Swift are in a cult/mafia faction? If so, we know that BM is one of them

No. I think that a musician is the cult leader, presumably BM Swift and they only have the capacity to recruit other musicians.

 

[DragonPunk]

Nickel back would make you kill so it makes sense.

 

[roc107]

No. I think that a musician is the cult leader, presumably BM Swift and they only have the capacity to recruit other musicians.

Good point. So BM then?

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

I'd still like an explanation as to why 9701 has a no vote, thats a strange move to make

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

I am groot

 

[whall15]

Day Two​

They believed they were onto something and acted accordingly. Taylor Swift had to die.

They strung her up from the balcony and waited for her to die.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited.

She wasn't going down that easily.

There's no hodor here and there's no protection chain given. Logic would dictate that BM may be protected until he gets a minimum number of recruits or is protected by such recruit.

Meanwhile, a Grammy award winning artist was able to convince a fellow musician to join her cause.

This says that BM has a recruit. Our best option may be if anyone knows that there is a musician out there to lynch them. Best case scenario is that we remove BM's protection, worst case is that we remove a potential recruit option.

 

[Hoggmaster]

I'm reading this as Mis' hodor given to the person who came up with the best role. Pretty girl who everybody seemed so intent on killing could be Eva Braun considering Hitler had at least two kill attempts, three if this theory is true or Taylor Swift from previous lynch attempts, although it would be odd for a hodor to suddenly appear unless another layer of BM's protection had already gone.
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Close you sexy beast. The pretty girl was Taylor Swift. My powers are random, so I was hoping to block/kill her. As it was I got an investigate. Turns out BM is Taylor Swift. :crazy: