Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Dutchy]

Just leave it for Mis.

I'm calling BS on that census too.

 

[cjrankin]

Just leave it for Mis.

I'm calling BS on that census too.

A fake census usually gets posted through the person running the game, while a real census gets posted through a player, yes?

 

[Dutchy]

Day One Update

One of their number did some analysis. He then did a little therapy.

You could say he was a masterful analrapist.

Town Aligned: 12
Odd Sea Creature Aligned: 4
Nefarious Pet Aligned: 1
Jock Aligned: 4
Independently Aligned: 2
Hipster Fashion Aligned: 1
Bogan Aligned: 1
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As requested, here is the list. And no, I am not formatting it.

10 Commandments The Rod of Moses The Ark of the Covenant
Dr. Rockso Ragnar Lodbrok Samoa Joe
Shit Role Misanthrope Broken Window
Derryn Hinch Alan Jones Lara Bingle
Danny Sexbang Ninja Bryan 331Erock
Hilary Duff Sebastian Loch Ness Monster
Cliffy's Jock Strap Tube of Deep Heat Horatio from CSI
Sentient Mustache Dr. Weird Flesh Eating Sex Toy
Durza The Mad Man Littlefinger
Jaime Lannister Harry Potter Sheldon
Eddie Van Halen Angus Young George Washington
Semi Radrara Robert Downey Jr Scott Tenerman's Chili
Chocolate Starfish Holden Gemini Kim Jong-Un
Wile E. Coyote Yosemite Sam Iron Man
Calm Tits MH370 Peeing with a Boner
Yesterday Today Tomorrow
Andrew Fifita's Bulldogs Contract Mitchell Pearce's Origin Career IanG's Love Life
Oy Tom Cullen John Coffey
Bane Cat Mr Blobby Saddam Hussein
Tony Abbott's Budgie Smugglers Black Chuck Norris Vladimir Putin
Frustrated Uni Student Green Highlighter Body Odor
Crixus the Vampire Squid Gannicus the Flamingo Tongue Snail Sparticus the Kiwa Crab
Cliffy listening to Heaven Butch Getting a Soapy Massage Gunnery Sargent Hartman
Jordan Belfort Jar of iSnack 2.0 Tobias Funke
A Polar Bear Model A Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser A USB Adaptor

Not enough Sea Creature roles, plus three of them were sent in by the same person.

 

[Dutchy]

A fake census usually gets posted through the person running the game, while a real census gets posted through a player, yes?

Usually both through the host.

 

[mickyj]

Census does seem out there
Fair to many bad guys

 

[cjrankin]

Usually both through the host.

ah gotcha. just remember 9701 posting one a game or two ago.

 

[9701]

Not enough Sea Creature roles, plus three of them were sent in by the same person.

MH370 could be sea creatures aligned? to early?

 

[9701]

ah gotcha. just remember 9701 posting one a game or two ago.

When i posted my census the host specifically said I was to post it but couldn't quote his pm

 

[Dutchy]

MH370 could be sea creatures aligned? to early?

:lol: Harsh.

Still wouldn't be enough, Duff rules out Nessy.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Although the nefarious pet aligned is most likely banecat so their could be an element of truth to it. In epic scifi the mafia had a power where we were given the real census then we got change it and it would be posted. We toyed with the idea of creating an entirely separate mafia to throw the town off. May have happened here.

 

[Dutchy]

I'm thinking they were told alignments, but made up their own numbers.

OSC - 1 maybe 2.
Pets - Coyote

Hipster/Bogan/Indie - 1.

??

 

[mickyj]

Hopefully we have a better idea soon

 

[soc123_au]

MH370 could be sea creatures aligned? to early?

Probably too early, but still. I laughed so I will join on you on the bus to Hell.

 

[Dutchy]

He's awake

 

[Hoggmaster]

Update will be within the hour.

 

[Parra]

Not enough Sea Creature roles, plus three of them were sent in by the same person.

I read your list and thought your were trying to identify anal rapists.

 

[Rebel]

So what's happening?

 

[Misanthrope]

Day One Update

There was a great sense of urgency in the wake of Jim Mafia's untimely death. With a census making them feel all the more worried about the threat to the world and to mafia in general, they rushed a lynch through in hopes they'd get lucky.

They did not. Instead, they dragged one of God's great miracles towards the electric chair and strapped him in.

"I's scared, boss" he wept as they flipped the switch.

Dragon2010 is dead. He was John Coffey, Town Aligned Miracle Worker.

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You are John Coffey, Town Aligned Miracle Worker.
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You’re the kind-hearted gentle giant from The Green Mile who was able to take away people’s hurts and even turn back death through your God given power.

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- Illiterate: You’re not very bright. Your posts must include obvious spelling errors.

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- Healer: Each night you may nominate a player to heal. If they’re killed that night, you’ll undo the harm.

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- Resurrect: Once during the game you may draw upon all of your powers to bring a player back from the dead.

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- Intimidating: You look more fearsome than you actually are. 50% of hostile actions targeting you at night will fail.

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You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.​

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It is now night.
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[mickyj]

man your lack of saying anything made me think you were bad.
crap well lets hope more now the census is a fake
if anyone in with different alignment wants to speak up it will help confirm its a fake....

 

[Rebel]

Ahhh crud.